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Old 08-20-2015, 12:05 PM   #6251
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Wow I want to quit work and go back to get my MBA more now than at any other time. But live in girl has 2 years left to finish degrees, so I'm stuck in bum **** Missouri until then. How hard is it to get into Ivey league MBA programs.
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Old 08-20-2015, 12:06 PM   #6252
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If you were using a large bore needle (technically a catheter), with proper arterial placement, you could leak off enough to pass out.
Ok, but once you pass out, then what happens?
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Old 08-20-2015, 12:12 PM   #6253
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Wow I want to quit work and go back to get my MBA more now than at any other time. But live in girl has 2 years left to finish degrees, so I'm stuck in bum **** Missouri until then. How hard is it to get into Ivey league MBA programs.
Idk about ivy league, but lots of reputable universities offer an MBA program online.
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Old 08-20-2015, 12:16 PM   #6254
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Ok. I know a bit about ABA, that's why I asked. Good luck. And fyi, if you have any questions about it I might be able to help

I would love real-world textbook recommendations, if you got'em. It is hard to know which are worthwhile and at $100+ mistakes can be expensive.

Currently reading, "Engaging Autism", but I'm ready for more scholarly stuff.
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Old 08-20-2015, 03:35 PM   #6255
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Baby GWristy has autism? Sorry to hear that.
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Old 08-20-2015, 03:46 PM   #6256
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Thanks for the sentiment, but I'm not sorry. She's perfect, and hilarious, and an extremely gifted hugger.

She makes every day one mirrion % more awesome. We're lucky.
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Old 08-20-2015, 03:54 PM   #6257
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Good answer, didn't really know how to communicate my feelings on that type of situation. Not that my feelings on the situation matter in the least. Glad to hear everyone's happy, cause that's what matters.
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Old 08-20-2015, 04:31 PM   #6258
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I would love real-world textbook recommendations, if you got'em. It is hard to know which are worthwhile and at $100+ mistakes can be expensive.

Currently reading, "Engaging Autism", but I'm ready for more scholarly stuff.
There's a lot of good stuff that shouldn't be too expensive, even on the academic side. Since I'm an ABA guy I would suggest this first as a primer.

http://www.amazon.com/Autism-Perspec.../dp/1878978322

Moving on from there the books of Travis Thompson are regularly cited as being among the most helpful. Here's a link from ABA association bookstore with info on them and many others you might find useful:

https://www.abainternational.org/bookstore.aspx

Their annual conference on the subject is excellent as well, although it is intended for a more academic audience.

Will PM anything else I think of.
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Old 08-20-2015, 04:53 PM   #6259
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Ok, but once you pass out, then what happens?
I'm guessing you make a helluva bloody mess
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Old 08-20-2015, 05:34 PM   #6260
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The degen stories thread is winning right now with rangerdanger, not sure if real or not but I hope it is for humanities sake
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Old 08-20-2015, 06:09 PM   #6261
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Good answer, didn't really know how to communicate my feelings on that type of situation. Not that my feelings on the situation matter in the least. Glad to hear everyone's happy, cause that's what matters.
Saying anything at all is the perfect response.

Most people, in their discomfort or fear of saying the "wrong" thing, choose to say nothing.

That gets lonely. I want to brag about her successes or complain about the stressors-- like any other parent--but people are so uncomfortable that discussing it becomes a weird burden that I can't fairly place on people.

So thanks NYC, and Wisski. I appreciate the chance to talk about her.
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Old 08-20-2015, 08:52 PM   #6263
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Lol, sigh...see what I mean everyone but NYC?
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Back to other topics, remember when I said today was going to be a good one? I just stopped a fire at my neighbours house before it got out of hand and did damage. (Sun)

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Old 08-20-2015, 09:06 PM   #6264
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Watching your children grow must be a pretty awesome experience, why the hell else would anyone shove something like that out of they're vagina voluntarily. And then more often then not let it happen AGAIN...
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Old 08-20-2015, 09:12 PM   #6265
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Honestly, I think pregnancy is worse than labour and delivery

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Old 08-20-2015, 09:45 PM   #6266
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I'm glad my wife didn't do pregnancy that way...

Probably not as glad as she is, though.
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Old 08-20-2015, 10:32 PM   #6267
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I hope she didn't do delivery hard, either. I've thought about Mrs. JM3 having to go back to work a couple times since you posted it. Sucks/too soon.

Canada for America mod.
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Old 08-21-2015, 12:21 AM   #6268
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Luke, per our FF chat. This was shared with me by a rotund 5 who regularly pulls 9's.

The Fatman on the inside:

Buy the unmarried chubby girl in the group a couple drinks. Call her buddy OS, frequently so she knows she is not the target. Compliment her on something non-sexual...you're ****ing smart! That's unbelievably hilarious. Idk w/e you got.

Use her to pivot to introduction to peen target, work w/e magic you got, and, God-willing, at the end of the night when the girls have that weird "should I go home with him", powwow that we females inevitably seem to have, chubby girl is your Fatman on the inside telling hot girl, "He's so nice!" Etc.

You get a reflection portrayed to hot girl through chubby girl's much lower standards.


Also, drop the "I don't buy her drinks" idea you posted...it is a loser that just makes you look cheap.
Great post. Vut the drink thing is solid for me... its not bad being cheap ota about what thw drink represents. Why i am i buying her a drink?
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Old 08-21-2015, 12:25 AM   #6269
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How is kevroc havnt seen that dude in years!
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Old 08-21-2015, 12:27 AM   #6270
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Great post. Vut the drink thing is solid for me... its not bad being cheap ota about what thw drink represents. Why i am i buying her a drink?
Because you want to put your peen in and around her mouth.
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Just trust me, okay? It is simply a social norm that you should adhere to.
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Old 08-21-2015, 12:49 AM   #6272
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I hope she didn't do delivery hard, either. I've thought about Mrs. JM3 having to go back to work a couple times since you posted it. Sucks/too soon.

Canada for America mod.
The 1st one was pretty bad. Was a week late so induced. Went about 48 hours without food, induction didn't take so were going to do c-section. Water finally broke right before. Pushed for a few hours with no luck. Ended up doing c-section. Turns out cord wrapped around baby's neck.

This last one was relatively easy. Planned c-section, but water broke 2 weeks early. Went in around 1 am, c-section at like 7 am.
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The 1st one was pretty bad. Was a week late so induced. Went about 48 hours without food, induction didn't take so were going to do c-section. Water finally broke right before. Pushed for a few hours with no luck. Ended up doing c-section. Turns out cord wrapped around baby's neck.

This last one was relatively easy. Planned c-section, but water broke 2 weeks early. Went in around 1 am, c-section at like 7 am.
I don't know nothin bout birthin no babby!
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Are you beau
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He's obviously "69Love"...it says so right there.
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