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Old 08-20-2015, 04:06 AM   #6226
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No worries
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Old 08-20-2015, 04:15 AM   #6227
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Dassle, I think you need to ask one of your buddies for a hug.
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Old 08-20-2015, 04:17 AM   #6228
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What the heck you talking about? I don't have any friends
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Old 08-20-2015, 04:21 AM   #6229
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Who are these people you are hanging out with playing tennis and stuff then?

Don't keep the rage bottled up man.

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Old 08-20-2015, 04:32 AM   #6230
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They are jerks who I sometimes hang out with.
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Old 08-20-2015, 04:40 AM   #6231
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No jerks on IoM, everyone's solid.

It's just low T. Go gamble a little and get a hooker os

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Old 08-20-2015, 06:27 AM   #6232
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Who are these people you are hanging out with playing tennis and stuff then?

Don't keep the rage bottled up man.

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Post hot Chicks in tennis outfits or gtfo!
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Old 08-20-2015, 08:17 AM   #6233
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Today is Thursday
Not the Thursday we deserve
The Thursday we need

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Old 08-20-2015, 08:20 AM   #6234
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Let's just say, hypothetically, you stuck a needle in your vein like they do when you donate blood, but then you didn't take it out, would you pass out and die? If so, how long would it take? Hypothetically.
If you were using a large bore needle (technically a catheter), with proper arterial placement, you could leak off enough to pass out.
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Old 08-20-2015, 08:21 AM   #6235
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What the heck you talking about? I don't have any friends
I'm your friend.
Not the kind that would hug you, probably
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Old 08-20-2015, 08:40 AM   #6236
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Go gamble and get a little hooker os
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Old 08-20-2015, 09:03 AM   #6237
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

Do you ever wake up, and even though all signs indicate otherwise, it's cold and rainy, GW forgot to take the garbage out before he left and is gone for two days, your kid has more testing that will determine her placement in a program she desperately needs to be in, you have a mountain of mundane stuff to get done, housework, paperwork, etc...

Yet you still somehow know today is going to be unbelievably awesome?


I've got that feeling.
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Old 08-20-2015, 09:21 AM   #6238
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Win number 1 already!

A construction crew just showed up, framed perfectly by my bedroom window to repair a broken water main that neither affects my plumbing, nor my entrance or exit from my property...but just provides a weird, themed, strip club-y view of working class gentleman in very good shape.

I'm telling you kids, buy your lottery tickets, hit up the hot girl in your office, class, experiment with spicy food from questionable restaurants, and bet your draws harder.

Today is gonna be a good one!
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Old 08-20-2015, 09:36 AM   #6239
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Do you ever wake up?
Rarely
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Old 08-20-2015, 10:18 AM   #6240
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Do you ever wake up, and even though all signs indicate otherwise, it's cold and rainy, GW forgot to take the garbage out before he left and is gone for two days, your kid has more testing that will determine her placement in a program she desperately needs to be in, you have a mountain of mundane stuff to get done, housework, paperwork, etc...

Yet you still somehow know today is going to be unbelievably awesome?




I've got that feeling.


Im dru k in a bar after busting out of a pomer torny. Some kids ca.e ina got drinks.... now i feel hella old. True story
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Old 08-20-2015, 10:20 AM   #6241
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Win number 1 already!

A construction crew just showed up, framed perfectly by my bedroom window to repair a broken water main that neither affects my plumbing, nor my entrance or exit from my property...but just provides a weird, themed, strip club-y view of working class gentleman in very good shape.

I'm telling you kids, buy your lottery tickets, hit up the hot girl in your office, class, experiment with spicy food from questionable restaurants, and bet your draws harder.

Today is gonna be a good one!
This is ****ing omg! I come here becuse my life is 0.0000000000001% better than everyonw elesea. Do t ****ing rub it in my face you are the 1%!
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Old 08-20-2015, 10:53 AM   #6242
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Work motivation is terrible right now. There's nothing I hate more than data analysis and report writing. I'm just in this to make things work, we made it work so now I just want to move to the next.
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Old 08-20-2015, 10:55 AM   #6243
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Luke, per our FF chat. This was shared with me by a rotund 5 who regularly pulls 9's.

The Fatman on the inside:

Buy the unmarried chubby girl in the group a couple drinks. Call her buddy OS, frequently so she knows she is not the target. Compliment her on something non-sexual...you're ****ing smart! That's unbelievably hilarious. Idk w/e you got.

Use her to pivot to introduction to peen target, work w/e magic you got, and, God-willing, at the end of the night when the girls have that weird "should I go home with him", powwow that we females inevitably seem to have, chubby girl is your Fatman on the inside telling hot girl, "He's so nice!" Etc.

You get a reflection portrayed to hot girl through chubby girl's much lower standards.


Also, drop the "I don't buy her drinks" idea you posted...it is a loser that just makes you look cheap.
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Old 08-20-2015, 11:03 AM   #6244
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Logic seems sound, and at worst the plan should land you a fatty.
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Old 08-20-2015, 11:21 AM   #6245
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We have a quorum.
Go get'em tiger! We believe!
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Old 08-20-2015, 11:29 AM   #6246
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Kristy do you have an ABA program out there for your little one?

Also, please to hug dale
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Old 08-20-2015, 11:39 AM   #6247
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Kristy do you have an ABA program out there for your little one?
Not a full-time one. We're testing for a part time spot for the fall, and doing occupational, physical, speech, and special ed teacher, 1 hr/day 4.5 days/wk. I supplement the rest as best I can.
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Old 08-20-2015, 11:49 AM   #6248
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Hey Simon and Luke, get ready to get your game on.
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Old 08-20-2015, 11:53 AM   #6249
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Ok. I know a bit about ABA, that's why I asked. Good luck. And fyi, if you have any questions about it I might be able to help
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Old 08-20-2015, 11:56 AM   #6250
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Logic seems sound, and at worst the plan should land you a fatty.
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