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Old 08-19-2015, 09:33 PM   #6201
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

I probably said that too aggressively but I assure I want you to be gentle with a pen anywhere near my junk.
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Old 08-19-2015, 09:39 PM   #6202
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I'll use a felt tip. They sound soft.
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Old 08-19-2015, 09:56 PM   #6203
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Too much peen talk and not enough vag talk imo
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Old 08-19-2015, 10:04 PM   #6204
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Too much not talking about your peen imo
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Old 08-19-2015, 10:06 PM   #6205
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I'll use a felt tip. They sound soft.
Ok but nothing quick. I want a pretty face so take your time.

An hour should get the job done.
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Old 08-19-2015, 10:44 PM   #6206
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I've opened this thread like three times to respond.
I got nothing. You win.
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Old 08-19-2015, 10:46 PM   #6207
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In other news, it is officially too cold in Minnesota to not wear a robe any more.

I even put on socks today. Fml.
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Old 08-19-2015, 10:50 PM   #6208
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So hung over i feel like i should have just kept drinking jot to feel it....

Also im hornier than a dog in heat
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Old 08-19-2015, 10:56 PM   #6209
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I've opened this thread like three times to respond.
I got nothing. You win.
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I've cluttered your mind and all you can come up with is the weather. You're like putty in my hands.
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:01 PM   #6210
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Also im hornier than a dog in heat
There's an app for that.
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:15 PM   #6211
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There's an app for that.
Considering i got an ad for fallout 4 i dont think its the app for me
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:19 PM   #6212
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Get off that ish and get onto Yahtzee with Buddies.

Search me: FredWorst
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:22 PM   #6213
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Fred Worst is what you get when you cross the serial killer Fred West with the singer Fred Durst.
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Old 08-20-2015, 12:07 AM   #6214
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Get off that ish and get onto Yahtzee with Buddies.

Search me: FredWorst
Dling app now

Edit: luckyluke01 is my user find me. ( im on lunch and bored)

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Old 08-20-2015, 12:33 AM   #6215
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I just got a full house. Your turn
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Old 08-20-2015, 12:36 AM   #6216
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I just got a full house. Your turn

Man the app is **** it says its yiur turn!
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Old 08-20-2015, 01:10 AM   #6217
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Bring it ya'll
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Old 08-20-2015, 01:14 AM   #6218
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Keep a 4, roll a large straight. Mwah haha Luke getting owned.
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Old 08-20-2015, 01:21 AM   #6219
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Keep a 4, roll a large straight. Mwah haha Luke getting owned.

This is bs...how did you get a Yahtzee
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Old 08-20-2015, 01:25 AM   #6220
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1 yahtzee and 5 four of a kinds weee 331 points booked
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Old 08-20-2015, 01:32 AM   #6221
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Nice profile pic playa
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Old 08-20-2015, 02:22 AM   #6222
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Im levit falling asleep here.... i have an hour to go! Im dead

The girls call me there pimp
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Old 08-20-2015, 03:26 AM   #6223
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Let's just say, hypothetically, you stuck a needle in your vein like they do when you donate blood, but then you didn't take it out, would you pass out and die? If so, how long would it take? Hypothetically.
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Old 08-20-2015, 03:33 AM   #6224
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i don't know
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Old 08-20-2015, 03:45 AM   #6225
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