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08-19-2015, 09:33 PM
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#6201
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
I probably said that too aggressively but I assure I want you to be gentle with a pen anywhere near my junk.
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08-19-2015, 09:39 PM
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#6202
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
I'll use a felt tip. They sound soft.
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08-19-2015, 09:56 PM
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#6203
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Too much peen talk and not enough vag talk imo
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08-19-2015, 10:04 PM
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#6204
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Too much not talking about your peen imo
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08-19-2015, 10:06 PM
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#6205
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by Kristy
I'll use a felt tip. They sound soft.
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Ok but nothing quick. I want a pretty face so take your time.
An hour should get the job done.
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08-19-2015, 10:44 PM
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#6206
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
I've opened this thread like three times to respond.
I got nothing. You win.
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08-19-2015, 10:46 PM
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#6207
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
In other news, it is officially too cold in Minnesota to not wear a robe any more.
I even put on socks today. Fml.
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08-19-2015, 10:50 PM
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#6208
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
So hung over i feel like i should have just kept drinking jot to feel it....
Also im hornier than a dog in heat
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08-19-2015, 10:56 PM
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#6209
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by Kristy
I've opened this thread like three times to respond.
I got nothing. You win.
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I've cluttered your mind and all you can come up with is the weather. You're like putty in my hands.
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08-19-2015, 11:01 PM
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#6210
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
Also im hornier than a dog in heat
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There's an app for that.
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08-19-2015, 11:15 PM
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#6211
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
There's an app for that.
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Considering i got an ad for fallout 4 i dont think its the app for me
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08-19-2015, 11:19 PM
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#6212
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Get off that ish and get onto Yahtzee with Buddies.
Search me: FredWorst
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08-19-2015, 11:22 PM
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#6213
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Fred Worst is what you get when you cross the serial killer Fred West with the singer Fred Durst.
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08-20-2015, 12:07 AM
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#6214
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veteran
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Get off that ish and get onto Yahtzee with Buddies.
Search me: FredWorst
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Dling app now
Edit: luckyluke01 is my user find me. ( im on lunch and bored)
Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 08-20-2015 at 12:15 AM.
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08-20-2015, 12:33 AM
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#6215
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
I just got a full house. Your turn
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08-20-2015, 12:36 AM
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#6216
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
I just got a full house. Your turn 
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Man the app is **** it says its yiur turn!
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08-20-2015, 01:10 AM
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#6217
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Bring it ya'll
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08-20-2015, 01:14 AM
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#6218
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Keep a 4, roll a large straight. Mwah haha Luke getting owned.
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08-20-2015, 01:21 AM
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#6219
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veteran
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Keep a 4, roll a large straight. Mwah haha Luke getting owned.
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This is bs...how did you get a Yahtzee
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08-20-2015, 01:25 AM
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#6220
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
1 yahtzee and 5 four of a kinds weee 331 points booked
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08-20-2015, 01:32 AM
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#6221
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Nice profile pic playa
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08-20-2015, 02:22 AM
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#6222
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veteran
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Im levit falling asleep here.... i have an hour to go! Im dead
The girls call me there pimp
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08-20-2015, 03:26 AM
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#6223
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leader of the normals
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Let's just say, hypothetically, you stuck a needle in your vein like they do when you donate blood, but then you didn't take it out, would you pass out and die? If so, how long would it take? Hypothetically.
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08-20-2015, 03:33 AM
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#6224
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Drugs are bad...
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
i don't know
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08-20-2015, 03:45 AM
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#6225
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betting he never calls me again
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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