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Old 08-16-2015, 05:22 AM   #6076
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Old 08-16-2015, 06:42 AM   #6077
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Editing audio with St. Pete mayor--this guy is so boring I may pass out. Next time I have insomnia I'm calling him and asking him to read the phone book.
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Old 08-16-2015, 06:57 AM   #6078
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Old 08-16-2015, 07:07 AM   #6079
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I'm just going to do myself a favor. I'm going to put Jackitos on ignore for real this time.

His stupidity just puts me on life tilt so much. I know that he can't help it because he's handicapped, but I'm not a, big enough man to let it slide/deal with it.
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You guys are so awesome.

I gotta go to bed, now.
Love you too jay.
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Old 08-16-2015, 07:21 AM   #6080
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So hung over from the weekend.

So heres my update.

Friday: went to a house party and came home with a friend and a chcik who was dressed in a school girl outfit

Brag: i still have her school girl top ( why i have no idea)
Beat: my friend had a chance to fook her and didnt
Vairance: i got drunk as a skunk

Saturday: girl from friday come over and acts like a bratty club rate. I realize she is a total crazy *****. But it was 30 mins to late. She drinks my vodka smoke my cigs and bleeds me dry. I get ****ty at her a boot her out my life

Brag: had argument with her and booted her out of my car when she wanted me to gove her a lift 30 mins away. Just cos.

Brag: after i boot her out i hung out with some friends and have korea food with a mug of saporo.
Beat: had a crazy dumb club rat leach of me until we are in the club and she askes me for a drink. I say no and then suprize surprise she wants to go meet someone else.
Variance: i learned a lot that night and had a little fun.

Thats my weekend how was yours?
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Old 08-16-2015, 07:26 AM   #6081
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My weekend? Filled with less crazy than yours Luke. (So far)
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Old 08-16-2015, 09:25 AM   #6082
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Today is Sunday
Barista bread has been delivered
Seems early...

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Old 08-16-2015, 09:26 AM   #6083
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So hung over from the weekend.

So heres my update.

Friday: went to a house party and came home with a friend and a chcik who was dressed in a school girl outfit

Brag: i still have her school girl top ( why i have no idea)
Beat: my friend had a chance to fook her and didnt
Vairance: i got drunk as a skunk

Saturday: girl from friday come over and acts like a bratty club rate. I realize she is a total crazy *****. But it was 30 mins to late. She drinks my vodka smoke my cigs and bleeds me dry. I get ****ty at her a boot her out my life

Brag: had argument with her and booted her out of my car when she wanted me to gove her a lift 30 mins away. Just cos.

Brag: after i boot her out i hung out with some friends and have korea food with a mug of saporo.
Beat: had a crazy dumb club rat leach of me until we are in the club and she askes me for a drink. I say no and then suprize surprise she wants to go meet someone else.
Variance: i learned a lot that night and had a little fun.

Thats my weekend how was yours?
Wtf, you didn't go to church?
You're breaking jeebus's heart!
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Old 08-16-2015, 09:29 AM   #6084
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Old 08-16-2015, 09:35 AM   #6085
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Old 08-16-2015, 09:55 AM   #6086
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Old 08-16-2015, 11:54 AM   #6087
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Today is Sunday
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Seems early...
Had real work to do.
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Old 08-16-2015, 01:14 PM   #6088
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Long time no see. What's up?
I was getting black out drunk when you asked, and just found my phone now.

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Damn 1976 was a good year.

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Ok, so serious question. GW and I were enjoying a snifter of port or two last night with some friends whilst playing a trivia game. One of the questions was about The Fresh Prince of Bell Air, and the first line was said aloud,

"In West Philadelphia, born and raised..."


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Old 08-16-2015, 01:52 PM   #6089
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Fresh Prince was a trivia question?
Tragedery strikes in the strangest places
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Old 08-16-2015, 04:54 PM   #6090
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Braves win!
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Old 08-16-2015, 05:05 PM   #6091
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masturbating with a friend is always awesome
+1 can we get an update on the Dutch Rudder situation, plz?


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Fresh Prince was a trivia question?
Tragedery strikes in the strangest places
GW has a trivia crack addiction. ~30,000 correct answers iirc...

He MCs from his phone and we all answer...we are typically too drunk to keep score.
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Old 08-16-2015, 05:52 PM   #6092
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Sort of the Steve Harvey of the great white north?
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Old 08-16-2015, 06:07 PM   #6093
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I'm flattered that you think we're as perverted as Family Feud contestants. ...They're the cream of the crop.
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Old 08-16-2015, 06:31 PM   #6094
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Old 08-16-2015, 09:09 PM   #6095
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cream
+Brown sugar?
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Old 08-17-2015, 12:34 AM   #6096
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How come you dance so good?
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Old 08-17-2015, 02:12 AM   #6097
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Racist ban
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Old 08-17-2015, 02:39 AM   #6098
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9ers best player is an Aussie. God, they are so bad.
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Old 08-17-2015, 02:44 AM   #6099
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Brag: i still have her school girl top ( why i have no idea)
Pics of you in school girl top?
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Old 08-17-2015, 03:08 AM   #6100
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Do all little boys have little girl haircuts in Australia? Asking because Jason Day obv.
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