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Old 08-15-2015, 11:13 AM   #6051
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

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Requesting girls of 1976 one time
Coffeeing-up then making this happen.

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That's what I call it, too.
Upload the video, when you're done.
I'd like to officially use my one time to this end.

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I feel if it's OK to be drunk when the light is coming up as long it is the weekend.
So you're saying I'm on childcare duty this morning?
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Old 08-15-2015, 11:14 AM   #6052
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recaught up with hannibal. This red dragon chap is rather interesting. He scored a black chick too, that's a good get, even if she is blind.
Bedalia is pretty wtf now..seriously
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Old 08-15-2015, 11:15 AM   #6053
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She's 27 and yes that is ink.

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Old 08-15-2015, 11:15 AM   #6054
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Will is seriously slipping though. Hannibal practically served it up for him on a plate, but he still didn't think to warn his family...
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Old 08-15-2015, 11:16 AM   #6055
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Bedalia is pretty wtf now..seriously
It will turn out that she is the mastermind
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Old 08-15-2015, 11:17 AM   #6056
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I wanna say, "Wow"...every time, but instead I'm just gonna double your order and post some hot 34 year olds.


For your consideration, I present the women of 1981...






Thank you for doing the Lord's work!
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Old 08-15-2015, 11:28 AM   #6057
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I had some THC laced chocolate this morning, not nearly as nice as smoking the flowers.
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Old 08-15-2015, 11:50 AM   #6058
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Old 08-15-2015, 12:08 PM   #6059
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Got really quiet apparently none can type with one hand, well done kristy
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Old 08-15-2015, 12:28 PM   #6060
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Ty, Sir. ShamWow called it, it is God's work, and I can't ignore the higher calling.

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Old 08-15-2015, 01:28 PM   #6061
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I'm not masturbating. I'm out at a friends house. Going to get a pizza and talk **** all night.
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Old 08-15-2015, 01:44 PM   #6062
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He has a hot neighbour tho, so masturbation isn't completely off the table.
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Old 08-15-2015, 02:04 PM   #6063
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masturbating with a friend is always awesome
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Old 08-15-2015, 02:24 PM   #6064
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So you're saying I'm on childcare duty this morning?
Best way to communicate is through an OMG. Otherwise the kids may have been neglected.
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Old 08-15-2015, 03:00 PM   #6065
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Playing poker has much lower for potential of 9's in a short skirt taking a golf shot while I drink and admire from behind
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Old 08-15-2015, 04:17 PM   #6066
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I think I probably maxed-out at 8, best...but my miniskirt numbers went from like 0 to 20 during my live poker years, and every girl knows that low cut shirts are money makers...

What I'm saying is that it is important to have a beautiful dream and aspire to things beyond the realm of your imagination.








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Old 08-15-2015, 06:38 PM   #6067
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masturbating with a friend is always awesome
Straight up reported.
Dammit mmmkay.
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Old 08-15-2015, 06:39 PM   #6068
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Mowing, trimming, weeding, and cleaning up.
Why does my wife believe the hottest part of the day is the best time to do these things?
I'm gonna go coma now.
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Old 08-15-2015, 07:22 PM   #6069
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Pics of you mowing wife's lawn?
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Old 08-15-2015, 08:38 PM   #6070
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Wut in the hail is going on around here?
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Old 08-15-2015, 09:18 PM   #6071
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Wut in the hail is going on around here?
I actually googled "black guy looks up and smiles gif" to show my pleasure at your sudden appearance itt...

Long story short, I went down the rabbit hole and wound up here:


So, hai.
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Old 08-15-2015, 09:40 PM   #6072
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I actually googled "black guy looks up and smiles gif" to show my pleasure at your sudden appearance itt...

Long story short, I went down the rabbit hole and wound up here:


So, hai.
Long time no see. What's up?
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Old 08-15-2015, 09:41 PM   #6073
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Old 08-16-2015, 01:16 AM   #6074
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He has a hot neighbour tho, so masturbation isn't completely off the table.
Did you m'bate on the table cuz that's damnn uncivilized
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Old 08-16-2015, 03:15 AM   #6075
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Damn 1976 was a good year.

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