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Old 08-14-2015, 05:23 AM   #5976
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I'm happy to report we've had hot water since Tuesday
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Old 08-14-2015, 05:24 AM   #5977
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jokes on you... i like to dress up as a girl
u wot m8?
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Old 08-14-2015, 06:49 AM   #5978
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I'm happy to report we've had hot water since Tuesday
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Old 08-14-2015, 06:50 AM   #5979
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Today is Friday!
Fredday, for the nostalgic.

RIP freddbird.

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Old 08-14-2015, 08:57 AM   #5980
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Golf course had 2 8's and 2 9's working the beer carts/bar... Might need to go back there often
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Old 08-14-2015, 09:16 AM   #5981
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Not done much today, went for a little walk, got a little lunch, and listened to a few podcasts.

I'm not complaining.
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Old 08-14-2015, 10:26 AM   #5982
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Golf course had 2 8's and 2 9's
Don't think you're gonna be able to save par...
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:29 PM   #5983
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My game is so bad due to living with a woman for 7 years, I'm not talking about golf either. Pretty sure one or both of the 9's were DTF.
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Old 08-14-2015, 03:00 PM   #5984
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My game is so bad due to living with a woman for 7 years, I'm not talking about golf either. Pretty sure one or both of the 9's were making great tips.
I worked in a nightclub from 19-25 and I don't think I ever remember ANY of the girls hooking up with customers...and I certainly don't remember any of the male customers, although my neckline/hemline/attitude always said "DTF".

One year I experimented, and found that wearing a t-shirt instead of a super-deep cleavage shirt cost me about $30/hr.

None of this applies if you're hot or rich, though. Keep us posted, and get pics ffs.
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Old 08-14-2015, 03:21 PM   #5985
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I'm not ****ing delusional, I know they weren't coming home with me... And I wasn't paying for a damn thing so they didn't get any benefit from looking as good as they did directly from myself anyhow.

Also I was in eastern Kansas, so I'm pretty sure they were all DTF if I could move them out of that **** hole
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Old 08-14-2015, 03:26 PM   #5986
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Idk your story, but I wasnt gonna go with "delusional" as one of your key descriptors.

Are you still living with woman of 7 years? I was kinda hoping you were gonna make a run at the 9s...4L wingmom is the role I was born to play.
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Old 08-14-2015, 03:29 PM   #5987
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Yes still living with her, against the advice you gave me about her 6 years ago(kick her out).

If I ever try to game 9's you will be wingmom and I will post a plethora of pics
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Old 08-14-2015, 03:30 PM   #5988
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Lol, pretty sure I was right.

What did she do 6 years ago?
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Old 08-14-2015, 03:35 PM   #5989
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Sat around doing nothing but reading ****ty romance books of all types. Doing basically nothing all day every day for a number of months. I was sick of it and asked how to motivate her. You said I couldn't and might as well quit trying and kick her out
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Old 08-14-2015, 03:37 PM   #5990
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Yeah, that still sounds about right.

Did she pull herself out, or did you learn how to deal?
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Old 08-14-2015, 03:40 PM   #5991
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I dealt, but she's currently taking 20+ credits a semester working towards dual degrees marketing/graphic design.

She is currently visiting family in Florida so I'm home alone, and the 9's seem like a good option.
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Old 08-14-2015, 07:36 PM   #5992
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Has anybody seen where Ariel Winter (younger daughter on Modern Family) is getting breast reduction surgery? I never knew she had such huge boobs! Who knew she had 32F sized boobs?
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Old 08-14-2015, 10:10 PM   #5993
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Killed it, and it looks like the Braves are bad enough now J gets to watch the faLOLcons lose
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Old 08-14-2015, 11:27 PM   #5994
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u wot m8?
When you cant remember if you drunk at the time of saying it

Well... you need more drink

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Old 08-14-2015, 11:29 PM   #5995
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Golf course had 2 8's and 2 9's working the beer carts/bar... Might need to go back there often

You c
Golf course has drink girls... classy!
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Old 08-14-2015, 11:32 PM   #5996
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I dealt, but she's currently taking 20+ credits a semester working towards dual degrees marketing/graphic design.

She is currently visiting family in Florida so I'm home alone, and the 9's seem like a good option.
If a mans not eating at home...sometimes he got to eat out
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Old 08-14-2015, 11:32 PM   #5997
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Killed it, and it looks like the Braves are bad enough now J gets to watch the faLOLcons lose
Braves won!
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Old 08-14-2015, 11:35 PM   #5998
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Has anybody seen where Ariel Winter (younger daughter on Modern Family) is getting breast reduction surgery? I never knew she had such huge boobs! Who knew she had 32F sized boobs?
Thats just slapping god in the face there
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Old 08-14-2015, 11:35 PM   #5999
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Killed it, and it looks like the Braves are bad enough now J gets to watch the faLOLcons lose
Falcons won!
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Old 08-14-2015, 11:37 PM   #6000
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Ok... so last night i stayed up till 4 am drinking whatever i could get my hands on... im pretty sure i came home with a girl dressed up as a school girl and my friend....

Now i feel like death and beed pancakes asap!
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