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omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154) omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

08-08-2015 , 09:23 AM
Cold water keeps the anus tensed
08-08-2015 , 11:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Abe008
Beth on today's Pointless is the absolute dream.
Man... i like a good jb like the next guy... by that was worse then my comment on your kids photo man

Spoiler:
i forget to filter betw3en facebook and omg. Sorry about that

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 08-08-2015 at 11:03 AM. Reason: I need to get my laptop back from the shop
08-08-2015 , 11:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gregorio
Peli, how's the aussie cricket team doing these days?
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Better than the Canadians but only just..
The captin Clarke has been dropped from the team so h3 is retirering lol ita worse than we thought...

I5s all rigged anyway... how could they smash them in the second test and then loose do badly in the third

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 08-08-2015 at 11:14 AM.
08-08-2015 , 11:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Bottom of the ladder clash today. Brisbane vs Gold Coast. Loser wins No. 1 draft pick. Tank one time!
I live in the uk for 7 months and the ONLY time you guys put sport on is when you do well... thats it.
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08-08-2015 , 11:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Out of gas. No more till Tuesday. Gonna have to have cold showers fml.

You mean your so broke uou cant pay your gas bill or you live so far out there is only a pub and no wifi?
08-08-2015 , 11:14 AM
So ive been fuding with his a hile on skype ( i know him irl unfortunately ) and he just left the convo we was in ( winning) but now skpye is gunna be boring again. Can someone add me to the omg skype convo? We can scheme and troll him together
08-08-2015 , 12:25 PM
I don't know who his a hile is, but you all sound gay.
08-08-2015 , 12:26 PM
I've decided to have an alcohol.
08-08-2015 , 12:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
I've decided to have an alcohol.
Every journey blah blah the first step or something.

GL, mate.
08-08-2015 , 12:32 PM
Today is Saturday
You can almost feel summer slipping away.

Bump
08-08-2015 , 12:48 PM
Well it's a family day tomorrow so I need to drink to forget it.
08-08-2015 , 02:15 PM
I am a little tipsy. Come back in an hour and I might be passed out.
08-08-2015 , 02:16 PM
Yes I know I don't do alcohol very well. I'm having like a real heart to heart old time rememberence with my buddy tho so all is good. About to tell him about how I miss the girl I was like on love with.
08-08-2015 , 02:17 PM
Probably shouldn't have said that. Yes I am a normal bloke with feelings. Sad isn't it.
08-08-2015 , 03:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
I am a little tipsy. Come back in an hour and I might be passed out.
:unzips:
08-08-2015 , 04:58 PM
I'm a little hammered. A second fridge o mine had showed up and we're talking about how I should have gone with it for this chick and how I'm a loser.
08-08-2015 , 05:20 PM
A second fridge?
You ARE the 1%!
08-08-2015 , 05:42 PM
Cocktail waitress looks like a shy Eastern European immigrant super small and super cute, names oyiana
08-08-2015 , 05:48 PM
Don't most people look small to you?
08-08-2015 , 05:50 PM
Also have old man whom is using a 6x spotting scope from seat 5 to see the flop. JJ take note in case you want to go play live cards you should bring one to make it easier on your cataract ridden eye balls.
08-08-2015 , 05:52 PM
Yes most people look small when compared to me, but I still know what an average person looks like and she is much smaller than that
08-08-2015 , 05:56 PM
I'm trying to manipulate them in to mention song one to the girl I like, but I'm not being j sublle because drink.
08-08-2015 , 06:08 PM
Just ask the Wygtlmtt
08-08-2015 , 06:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
I'm trying to manipulate them in to mention song one to the girl I like, but I'm not being j sublle because drink.
you should try simulating her special spot
08-08-2015 , 06:50 PM
That's what my fiend said. Can yeah they're carrying on the night at a club but I'm walking the few miles home because a I don't like clubs and b I have I meet family tomorrow. They were messenger my sister to Annoy me but tbh I'm not bothered.

      
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