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08-06-2015 , 01:01 AM
I'm drunk, and I started writing this in response to a facebook post. I am not ready to share it with the world.

(Serious, drunk, post..do not click if you want lols)
Spoiler:
Nothing in my life has ever made me hate society more than their views on Autism.

My child is not intellectually disabled, in fact she's likely smarter than your similarly aged child. She recognizes all letters and numbers, and has done so since 2.

I am not hoping she "may catch up"--she is perfect the way she is.

It isn't the fault of her perfect vaccination schedule.

It isn't some deficit in our parenting skills

And it isn't something we asked for, just something we crush. Every. Single. Day.
We face the constant and unyielding fear of a child who doesn't know her name, loves water and traffic, and will take off the second you blink. We live with alarms on all doors, gates, therapy, and a million other fears you don't even know you should be glad you get to supplant with superpets and a fear that your kid isn't eating enough vegetables for what I go through each day.

**** you all, so hard. You ****ing whiners. I can't begin to imagine what I'd give up to hear "mama". At any time, I dont care if it is 3:30am, and you have to work in the morning.

It would be the best day of my life.

08-06-2015 , 03:34 AM
I've no idea what I've just stumbled into, but I think I like it.
08-06-2015 , 06:25 AM
I've just recently found out that people I went to school with are doing quite well for themselves and making quite a bit more money than me. I'm starting to think I've made a few mistakes.
08-06-2015 , 06:27 AM
Luckily, I live without regrets.
08-06-2015 , 07:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmitchell42
dinner. mmmmmmmm
Im a broke ass student... i got 5 beers and a bottle of jamisons left.. i can come to dinner right?
08-06-2015 , 07:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Kristy you don't need a penis to be an anti feminist



lol @ Ur stew



When did I start clicking links that take me to OOT fffuuuuuu
Pelli on point here man.... so on point...

Also qick up date.... how are those brizzy lions doing man?
08-06-2015 , 07:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
In 7 weeks I will literally be in Vegas. Can't wait to meet everybody.
You going to see these crack pots and not your best bud luke... for shame man
08-06-2015 , 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Evidently I do. I am, most assuredly, a feminist.
...but why!!!!
08-06-2015 , 07:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
I've just recently found out that people I went to school with are doing quite well for themselves and making quite a bit more money than me. I'm starting to think I've made a few mistakes.
you should ask for a raise asap
08-06-2015 , 07:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
But nah.

The backlash against the term, "feminism" is uneducated. Like most American "issues".

However, if you want to talk "Women's issues" which is what you really mean when you describe "feminazis", "feminuts", then I will point out that it is insane to suggest that weird outliers represent the crux of the challenges the average Western woman will face in her lifetime.

Poverty, minimum wage, healthcare, career vs. Motherhood, gender roles, etc are issues that disproportionately, negatively affect women. So these are fair conversations in a, "women's issue" context....

Whatever senstionalized crazy **** your preferred media outlet is shoving into your gullet, so you can have the self-satisfying feeling of "feeling better than," this week is of no interest to me.


Warm, crotch-originated, regards

Kristy
Thats not even true man...

But lets not go into that.

Im not high enough...just a mean drunk today...
08-06-2015 , 07:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
I'm getting drunk now, y'all can come outta hiding.
About time...


I need a drinking buddy!
08-06-2015 , 08:32 AM
Meh, they can keep their 30k that they earn. I prefer being able to finish at 3pm and take random week days off and generally do whatever I please. Fk money.
08-06-2015 , 09:09 AM
Today is Thursday
Nothing to see here
Move along


Bump
08-06-2015 , 09:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Were you kidnapped?
perhaps
Spoiler:

Quote:
Do you need someone to call the FBI?
perhaps
Spoiler:
08-06-2015 , 09:45 AM
DRUNK KRISTY ANGRY!

I have no memory of writing all that, but thank God I posted it here where no one will ever read it.

Good morning.
08-06-2015 , 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
In 7 weeks I will literally be in Vegas. Can't wait to meet everybody.
You know you're going to duck me :/
08-06-2015 , 10:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JMurder3
You know you're going to duck me :/
08-06-2015 , 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
About time...


I need a drinking buddy!
Don't worry, Luke. I will be making your drinking look restrained, and in the realm of "responsible adult choices" until Tuesday.
08-06-2015 , 12:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
DRUNK KRISTY ANGRY!

I have no memory of writing all that, but thank God I posted it here where no one will ever read it.

Good morning.
Who gets drunk in the morning....has some respect god.
08-06-2015 , 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
Don't worry, Luke. I will be making your drinking look restrained, and in the realm of "responsible adult choices" until Tuesday.
Lol responsable adult....


Actually you could come in handy.... last time we all got drunk...it ended badly.
08-06-2015 , 12:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
Luckily, I live without kids.
Fixed, at least in my case.
08-06-2015 , 01:03 PM
I'm trying to track down Beauseefus', but he hasn't posted on that original one in over 2 years, and HeyCanada is join date Aug 2015. Does he have a legit new name to pm him on?
08-06-2015 , 01:04 PM
It's always better for the bank balance without kids, that's a straight up fact.
08-06-2015 , 01:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
I'm trying to track down Beauseefus', but he hasn't posted on that original one in over 2 years, and HeyCanada is join date Aug 2015. Does he have a legit new name to pm him on?
I think he is still on a ban on sight basis. He has Skype tho, and he's often online. I don't think he posts sober these days though.
08-06-2015 , 01:06 PM
Maybe that was always the case and I just never noticed.

      
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