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Old 08-02-2015, 10:09 AM   #5526
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Old 08-02-2015, 01:34 PM   #5527
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

Hello fine Sirs and Madams.

Last night the neighbours kid, who possesses all the attributes and trappings of a guy who is gonna live in his mother's basement forever, threw a party while his parents were away. Most of the kids were underage, and I'm fairly confident I witnessed an illicit drug deal, and all I can think is, "I really hope he got laid, 'cause he may never get another chance to be around real, irl, women"
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Old 08-02-2015, 01:35 PM   #5528
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Also, GW just handed me a beer. Idk how I feel about being a day drinker.
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Old 08-02-2015, 01:49 PM   #5529
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You hope he had sex with underage girls? That doesn't seem very appropriate.
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Old 08-02-2015, 01:50 PM   #5530
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Also, GW just handed me a beer. Idk how I feel about being a day drinker.
It's not hard, if you really apply yourself
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Old 08-02-2015, 01:51 PM   #5531
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Old 08-02-2015, 02:04 PM   #5532
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You hope he had sex with underage girls? That doesn't seem very appropriate.
Under drinking age is still over 18 here, imo.
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Old 08-02-2015, 02:06 PM   #5533
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Oh yeah, I forgot about that . In that case, good luck to the guy
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Old 08-02-2015, 02:26 PM   #5534
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It's not hard, if you really apply yourself
I took your advice, and I'm already wishing I'd eaten today.

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Old 08-02-2015, 03:05 PM   #5535
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imo2 good luck to Kristy neighbour
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Old 08-02-2015, 03:35 PM   #5536
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Under drinking age is still over 18 here, imo.
lol murica
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Old 08-02-2015, 04:18 PM   #5537
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Hello omg, my wife is drunk and it my fault!
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Old 08-02-2015, 04:29 PM   #5538
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What if you have a friend that needs a baby sitter? Will you step up and send Kristy to the casino?
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Old 08-02-2015, 04:38 PM   #5539
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Hello omg, my wife is drunk and it my fault!
Wp, sir.
You should publish a newsletter.
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Old 08-02-2015, 04:39 PM   #5540
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I think some people only shop at Whole Foods to appear trendy and hip.
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Old 08-02-2015, 05:34 PM   #5541
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You ARE shopping at Whole Foods
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Old 08-02-2015, 06:08 PM   #5542
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But I was trendy and hip before they were incorporated.
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Old 08-02-2015, 06:08 PM   #5543
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And

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Old 08-02-2015, 08:14 PM   #5544
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Old 08-02-2015, 09:06 PM   #5545
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Braves won!
How unusual.
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Old 08-02-2015, 10:21 PM   #5546
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Hello omg, my wife is drunk and it my fault!
Specious allegations itt.
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Old 08-02-2015, 10:40 PM   #5547
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What if you have a friend that needs a baby sitter? Will you step up and send Kristy to the casino?
Prolly not, rumor is she sucks at the pokers.
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Old 08-02-2015, 10:43 PM   #5548
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Old 08-02-2015, 10:43 PM   #5549
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Also, confirmed better than you.
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Old 08-02-2015, 10:48 PM   #5550
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Also, confirmed better than you.
Umm
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