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omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154) omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

07-02-2015 , 09:20 AM
Lol you don't bring girls round, lolol, don't be silly.
07-02-2015 , 09:22 AM
07-02-2015 , 09:47 AM
Don't worry, neither do I . The only ladies that have been round are family.
07-02-2015 , 10:15 AM
Yay, the man is here.
07-02-2015 , 10:17 AM
you should get a chair and sit in front of the door and encourage him to work swiftly
07-02-2015 , 10:17 AM
I don't really care how quickly he works, they've already been paid. I could sit and watch to make sure they do a good job though.
07-02-2015 , 10:43 AM
What is temporary flooring and what will it be replaced with?
07-02-2015 , 10:44 AM
There's a hawk in a tree in my front yard, hollering li!e a lunatic.
I wish witty were here to translate.
07-02-2015 , 10:48 AM
Well I put down some of those cheap carpet tiles in the hallway when I first moved in because I wanted to move in straight away but nobody could fit carpet in time. We fit the other rooms ourselves, but the hall looked too tricky. So now I'm getting proper flooring.
07-02-2015 , 10:50 AM
It's called amtico, it's like wood but not wood.
07-02-2015 , 10:53 AM
twss
07-02-2015 , 10:58 AM
He just used my toilet :/
07-02-2015 , 11:10 AM
07-02-2015 , 11:40 AM
Lol you guys say funny stuff
07-02-2015 , 01:18 PM
Yeah, the place looks nice. Now all I need to do is figure out how to get the women inside.
07-02-2015 , 02:32 PM
you should ask random woman if they wanna go have dinner with you
07-02-2015 , 02:40 PM
That only works if you're hot and or rich.
07-02-2015 , 03:11 PM
but then how do all the non hot and rich do it?
07-02-2015 , 03:12 PM
they lower their standards to fat ugly ****s, that's how
07-02-2015 , 03:13 PM
07-02-2015 , 03:26 PM
Gosh mmmkay, that's very shallow of you.
07-02-2015 , 03:35 PM
07-02-2015 , 06:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
Yeah, the place looks nice. Now all I need to do is figure out how to get the women inside.
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07-02-2015 , 07:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
Now all I need to do is figure out how to get the women inside.
*inside the woman
07-02-2015 , 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gregorio
*inside the woman
Guh rossss

      
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