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Old 07-02-2015, 09:20 AM   #4776
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Lol you don't bring girls round, lolol, don't be silly.
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Old 07-02-2015, 09:22 AM   #4777
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Old 07-02-2015, 09:47 AM   #4778
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Don't worry, neither do I . The only ladies that have been round are family.
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:15 AM   #4779
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Yay, the man is here.
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:17 AM   #4780
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you should get a chair and sit in front of the door and encourage him to work swiftly
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:17 AM   #4781
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I don't really care how quickly he works, they've already been paid. I could sit and watch to make sure they do a good job though.
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:43 AM   #4782
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What is temporary flooring and what will it be replaced with?
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:44 AM   #4783
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There's a hawk in a tree in my front yard, hollering li!e a lunatic.
I wish witty were here to translate.
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:48 AM   #4784
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Well I put down some of those cheap carpet tiles in the hallway when I first moved in because I wanted to move in straight away but nobody could fit carpet in time. We fit the other rooms ourselves, but the hall looked too tricky. So now I'm getting proper flooring.
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:50 AM   #4785
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It's called amtico, it's like wood but not wood.
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:53 AM   #4786
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twss
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:58 AM   #4787
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He just used my toilet :/
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Old 07-02-2015, 11:10 AM   #4788
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Old 07-02-2015, 11:40 AM   #4789
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Lol you guys say funny stuff
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Old 07-02-2015, 01:18 PM   #4790
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Yeah, the place looks nice. Now all I need to do is figure out how to get the women inside.
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Old 07-02-2015, 02:32 PM   #4791
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you should ask random woman if they wanna go have dinner with you
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Old 07-02-2015, 02:40 PM   #4792
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That only works if you're hot and or rich.
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Old 07-02-2015, 03:11 PM   #4793
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but then how do all the non hot and rich do it?
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Old 07-02-2015, 03:12 PM   #4794
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they lower their standards to fat ugly ****s, that's how
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Old 07-02-2015, 03:13 PM   #4795
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Old 07-02-2015, 03:26 PM   #4796
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Gosh mmmkay, that's very shallow of you.
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Old 07-02-2015, 03:35 PM   #4797
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Old 07-02-2015, 06:25 PM   #4798
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Old 07-02-2015, 07:58 PM   #4799
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Now all I need to do is figure out how to get the women inside.
*inside the woman
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Old 07-02-2015, 09:48 PM   #4800
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*inside the woman
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