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Old 05-26-2015, 08:38 AM   #4126
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I bought some herbalife ****ty food, idk whats wrong with me
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Old 05-26-2015, 12:23 PM   #4127
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i stuck it
Well this seems worth further exploration
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Old 05-26-2015, 12:24 PM   #4128
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That feeling of enjoying living on your own is starting to wear off. Need somebody to cook and clean and do laundry and food shopping and buy my clothes etc etc.
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Old 05-26-2015, 12:39 PM   #4129
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Well this seems worth further exploration
I already unstuck it. Nothing to see here, move along
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Old 05-26-2015, 01:08 PM   #4130
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I bought some herbalife ****ty food, idk whats wrong with me
I am not saying you are ******ed, but buying herbalife was a ******ed move.
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Old 05-26-2015, 01:10 PM   #4131
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That feeling of enjoying living on your own is starting to wear off. Need somebody to cook and clean and do laundry and food shopping and buy my clothes etc etc.
One word, starts with hooker, ends with blow...
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Old 05-26-2015, 01:21 PM   #4132
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I don't really see how that solves my problem, but I guess it's worth a try.
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Old 05-26-2015, 01:36 PM   #4133
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If I ventured to guess paying a hooker 20$ for a set amount of time cleaning should be manageable, just have to be upfront with expectations and set the price accordingly.
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Old 05-26-2015, 02:42 PM   #4134
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If they're hookers, I'd rather pay them for sex and clean the house myself.
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Old 05-26-2015, 03:34 PM   #4135
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I am not saying you are ******ed, but buying herbalife was a ******ed move.
tell me about it
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Old 05-26-2015, 03:54 PM   #4136
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easiest "you pay them to leave" ever
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Old 05-26-2015, 05:43 PM   #4137
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If they're hookers, I'd rather pay them for sex and clean the house myself.
I'm glad you seem to have figured out hookers
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Old 05-26-2015, 07:56 PM   #4138
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Yooooooooooo congrats B. Can I holla at yah for a small percent sweat? Would love to have a stake in an omg member run. Either way awesome would love to hear about your biznass.
Thanks! I will entertain the idea. I don't know if many would be interested in a daily recap, but I'll do it if people don't haze the f&$% out of me.
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Old 05-26-2015, 10:24 PM   #4139
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No one really posts here anymore anyways so I'm sure hazing would be minimal
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Old 05-27-2015, 03:41 AM   #4140
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I'm here to do the hazing.
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Old 05-27-2015, 03:42 AM   #4141
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Pointless is such a crap show. They watch it here every day.
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Old 05-27-2015, 03:43 AM   #4142
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I bought some herbalife ****ty food, idk whats wrong with me
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Old 05-27-2015, 04:19 AM   #4143
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Pointless is such a crap show. They watch it here every day.
who's they?
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Old 05-27-2015, 04:26 AM   #4144
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This is Hvar, the sunniest island of the world, I will spend big portion of this summer there.
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Old 05-27-2015, 04:31 AM   #4145
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hvar is also borderline impossible to pronounce. Do they use a different alphabet where you're form? Like the russians
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Old 05-27-2015, 04:37 AM   #4146
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nah, we also use latin alphabet, however our spoken language sounds similiar to Russian yeh
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Old 05-27-2015, 05:17 AM   #4147
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Pointless is such a crap show. They watch it here every day.
So you're like two years behind the times down under, huh.
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Old 05-27-2015, 06:13 AM   #4148
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

Hey pelican the niners are having just the best off-season ever
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Old 05-27-2015, 09:06 AM   #4149
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who's they?
my housemates

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So you're like two years behind the times down under, huh.
no, we are 12 hours ahead of you guys

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Hey pelican the niners are having just the best off-season ever
luckily we let McDonald go to the bears

it's not looking good. ill be happy just to win 6 games this coming season.

you doing 4L fantasy this year?
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Old 05-27-2015, 09:20 AM   #4150
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Me and my bestest buddy brickie stopped watching pointless years ago. I mean I still watch it occasionally, but it's rather slow.
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