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Old 05-21-2015, 01:12 PM   #4026
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We need to find a way to get them on you again. Maybe try downloading some more muscles
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Old 05-21-2015, 01:30 PM   #4027
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It's not my lack of muscles, I can assure you.
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Old 05-21-2015, 01:31 PM   #4028
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It might have something to do with the fact I never actually speak to women that aren't related to me or work at the foodshop.
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Old 05-21-2015, 01:44 PM   #4029
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what eweould you do if you were the invisible president?
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Old 05-21-2015, 02:26 PM   #4030
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Old 05-21-2015, 03:15 PM   #4031
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I would sneak into the Supreme Court Justices' chambers and hide their robes.
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Old 05-21-2015, 03:58 PM   #4032
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I would merge Canada and USA#1
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Old 05-21-2015, 04:01 PM   #4033
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As if we're supposed to believe you've been on a woman
:frysquint.jpg:

What is the responsible age where USA#1 males should begin regular physical check ups? I feel like it's pretty useless for me @30, I guess this is probably a "it depends" answer and some one will chime in with a story about how an ancient relative lived to 108 without ever seeing a doctor...
If it has spots, they will go away. If it's scabbing, I'd probably get it checked out.
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Old 05-21-2015, 04:05 PM   #4034
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Go to bed, peli
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Old 05-21-2015, 04:08 PM   #4035
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But its time to go to work :/
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Old 05-21-2015, 04:16 PM   #4036
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go to bed either way, resist the system
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Old 05-21-2015, 04:19 PM   #4037
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carry on then.
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Old 05-21-2015, 04:57 PM   #4038
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go to bed either way, resist the system
Too late. On commute

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carry on then.
This is why you need to be merged with Canada. So it doesn't happen again!
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Old 05-21-2015, 04:58 PM   #4039
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Only 5961 posts left itt
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Old 05-21-2015, 05:15 PM   #4040
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We decided to not finish this one bcs Im posting itt
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Old 05-21-2015, 05:26 PM   #4041
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Completed "wellness visit". Dr was a hot 30 something that was 6 months preggo, good news for me means she puts out!
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Old 05-21-2015, 10:30 PM   #4042
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Hi everyone im a really bad gimmick account. whats going on?
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Old 05-21-2015, 11:00 PM   #4043
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I am spaceman Bryce gimmick
story checks out

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Old 05-22-2015, 01:42 AM   #4044
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No gimmicks ITT
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Old 05-22-2015, 01:45 AM   #4045
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I need to make a gimmick. Never have

I could go around a say things
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Old 05-22-2015, 02:35 AM   #4046
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No gimmicks ITT
pretty easy gimmick tho.
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Old 05-22-2015, 03:50 AM   #4047
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Im alive, its Friday
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Old 05-22-2015, 05:31 AM   #4048
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I am in Purt Chiarn again today. Grabbing a bite to eat with a great sea view. Can't complain.
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Old 05-22-2015, 08:07 AM   #4049
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I am in Purt Chiarn again today. Grabbing a bite to eat with a great sea view. Can't complain.
Story checks out

Spoiler:

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Old 05-22-2015, 09:41 AM   #4050
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I need to make a gimmick. Never have

I could go around a say things
But that would lower your OMG post totals. You'd slip in the ratings, assuming the ever get updated.

Dilemma.
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