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Old 05-15-2015, 05:27 PM   #3951
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and there a lot of people that lose a lot of blood in a car accident and so in the hospital they have to put someone else's blood in them and i also heard that blood doesn't stay good for very long
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Old 05-15-2015, 05:31 PM   #3952
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some lesbian women don't want to have sex with men so they'd rather put some semen from a tube in their vagina
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Old 05-15-2015, 05:35 PM   #3953
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and there a lot of people that lose a lot of blood in a car accident and so in the hospital they have to put someone else's blood in them and i also heard that blood doesn't stay good for very long
Surely that's the whole point of having friends.
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Old 05-15-2015, 05:37 PM   #3954
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Old 05-15-2015, 05:37 PM   #3955
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Surely that's the whole point of having friends.
some people have very rare blood types
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Old 05-15-2015, 05:44 PM   #3956
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Billie Piper can have as much of my bodily fluids as she needs. Free of charge.
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Old 05-15-2015, 05:46 PM   #3957
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and semen I've sold by the gallons.
I heard you only get a bucket and a half lifetime
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Old 05-15-2015, 05:52 PM   #3958
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thanks Obama
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Old 05-15-2015, 06:15 PM   #3959
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Friday night telly is pants. Makes me glad I go to bed super early. Speaking of which..
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Old 05-16-2015, 06:07 AM   #3960
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Huntin' & Fishin' show is on remote--so I'm in the studio by myself. Downside, have to fight to stay awake. Upside, can look up porn on my computer without people staring at me.

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Old 05-16-2015, 01:46 PM   #3961
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Old 05-16-2015, 01:53 PM   #3962
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Lol.
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Old 05-16-2015, 01:53 PM   #3963
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Yes. Congrats. So now what are you going to do with your life?
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Old 05-16-2015, 02:21 PM   #3964
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Yes. Congrats. So now what are you going to do with your life?
Easy game. Going to smuggle Euro's into the US. Similar to Toes.
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Old 05-16-2015, 02:24 PM   #3965
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Nice.
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Old 05-16-2015, 02:27 PM   #3966
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If you can find me a place to live, a job, and several friends I'd think about it.
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Old 05-16-2015, 02:31 PM   #3967
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Easy game. Going to smuggle Euro's into the US. Similar to Toes.
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Old 05-16-2015, 02:36 PM   #3968
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I will assimilate
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Old 05-16-2015, 02:39 PM   #3969
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You ain't on the top of my breaking international law list Fran.

but I'm listening.
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Old 05-16-2015, 02:47 PM   #3970
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thats ok, I dont like being on any lists
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Old 05-16-2015, 03:46 PM   #3971
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I will assimilate


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congrats Beau!
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Old 05-16-2015, 03:50 PM   #3972
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takes a village to raise a fool.
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Old 05-16-2015, 03:52 PM   #3973
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or it takes fools to raise a village..I forget
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Old 05-16-2015, 04:04 PM   #3974
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nice
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Old 05-17-2015, 03:54 AM   #3975
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