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Old 05-02-2015, 10:10 PM   #3801
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Old 05-02-2015, 10:13 PM   #3802
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Old 05-02-2015, 10:18 PM   #3803
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I'm not paying, but we've paid to watch.
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Old 05-02-2015, 10:21 PM   #3804
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Niners used a 5th round pick on a punter weeeeeee! !!
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Old 05-02-2015, 10:32 PM   #3805
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I'm lagging. Eyes are getting heavy. This better be a good fight or I'll be falling asleep.
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Old 05-02-2015, 10:42 PM   #3806
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Where is your friend now?
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Old 05-02-2015, 11:06 PM   #3807
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He's sat next to me. I've had to put up with his drunken trash talk for the past hour or two. No point even giving him **** because he won't remember it. I'll just give him **** tomorrow.
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Old 05-02-2015, 11:08 PM   #3808
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Braves lost
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Old 05-02-2015, 11:44 PM   #3809
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He's sat next to me. I've had to put up with his drunken trash talk for the past hour or two. No point even giving him **** because he won't remember it. I'll just give him **** tomorrow.
Draw penii on his face with a permanent pen.
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Old 05-03-2015, 03:08 AM   #3810
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did the boxing end yet?
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Old 05-03-2015, 04:27 AM   #3811
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They killed one old school mobster this morning in my neighbourhood, he killed one guy called 'Happy Bulgarian' in 2002 in local caffee, went straight to the police station afterwards and got zero years for that, everybody thought he was invincible, until this morning.
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Old 05-03-2015, 04:30 AM   #3812
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did the boxing end yet?
I was kind of dissapointed with the match
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Old 05-03-2015, 08:25 AM   #3813
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My head is banging and I didn't even have anything to drink. I too was a little bit disappointed with the fight, but I won my bets so can't complain.
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Old 05-03-2015, 10:08 AM   #3814
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Draw penii on his face with a permanent pen.
Listening to an interview with Dee Snyder of Twisted Sister, he was telling a story of how his drummer had a full back tattoo of a dragon. What the drummer didn't know is that the tattoo artist snuck in a penis (the dragon's tongue) in the artwork.

Apparently the tattoo guy did this a lot to people who never knew.
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Old 05-03-2015, 10:41 AM   #3815
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Murphy's gonna win this
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Old 05-03-2015, 11:30 AM   #3816
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I think you're probably right.
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Old 05-03-2015, 11:58 AM   #3817
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meh, they're both playing like ****
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Old 05-03-2015, 04:52 PM   #3818
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Putting the finishing touch on Sunday
The braves win
Noice!
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Old 05-03-2015, 04:57 PM   #3819
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Im alive
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Old 05-03-2015, 05:21 PM   #3820
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Listening to an interview with Dee Snyder of Twisted Sister, he was telling a story of how his drummer had a full back tattoo of a dragon. What the drummer didn't know is that the tattoo artist snuck in a penis (the dragon's tongue) in the artwork.

Apparently the tattoo guy did this a lot to people who never knew.
I hope he got sued.

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My head is banging and I didn't even have anything to drink. I too was a little bit disappointed with the fight, but I won my bets so can't complain.
I was thinking you might have fallen asleep after a few rounds. Boring fight.
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Old 05-03-2015, 05:23 PM   #3821
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The braves win
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Old 05-03-2015, 10:58 PM   #3822
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Old 05-04-2015, 01:47 AM   #3823
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Hi jmitch
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Old 05-04-2015, 02:36 AM   #3824
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hello sir
Hi!!!!!
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Old 05-04-2015, 12:49 PM   #3825
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i am so sick of seeing the no poasts in this forum. the next step is to remove all moderation here and then close the forum when everyone agrees that it should no longer exist.
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