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Old 04-07-2015, 03:20 PM   #3176
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You want to be like him
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Old 04-07-2015, 03:21 PM   #3177
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Dog Whisperer is good stuff
Please, let me be the first to say
WAT?
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Old 04-07-2015, 03:22 PM   #3178
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soothe the lil diggity dogs with words and manner
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Old 04-07-2015, 03:24 PM   #3179
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trying to nap but can't sleep. #suckstobeme
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Old 04-07-2015, 03:25 PM   #3180
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quality TV, u sci fi goof
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Old 04-07-2015, 03:31 PM   #3181
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I'm doing my 2nd fantasy baseball draft, as we chat here so enjoyably.
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Old 04-07-2015, 04:18 PM   #3182
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trying to nap but can't sleep. #suckstobeme
Would you like me to sing you a lullaby?
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Old 04-07-2015, 08:31 PM   #3183
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7-0, top of the first.

After 3, still 7-0

#choppinitup
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Old 04-07-2015, 09:03 PM   #3184
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You want to be like him
Man. I dunno.

He just knows what to do
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Old 04-07-2015, 10:07 PM   #3185
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Man. I dunno.

He just knows what to do
they might think you're a steak, too

https://youtu.be/RijB8wnJCN0?t=1m9s
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Old 04-07-2015, 11:24 PM   #3186
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12-2 final
Braves win!
Still undefeated
Fffffyyeaaahh!
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Old 04-08-2015, 01:07 AM   #3187
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Would you like me to sing you a lullaby?
Yes. Yes I would
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Old 04-08-2015, 01:08 AM   #3188
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My ponie is asleep
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Old 04-08-2015, 02:32 AM   #3189
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Old 04-08-2015, 03:09 AM   #3190
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Good morning, I'm.happy today
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Old 04-08-2015, 08:11 AM   #3191
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I envy your happiness.
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Old 04-08-2015, 09:07 AM   #3192
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Morning, lads.
Today is Wednesday
Hump day

Happy birthday, sak. (He doesn't read 2+2, so he doesn't get a thread).

Bump
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Old 04-08-2015, 09:25 AM   #3193
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happy birthday, sak, drink them all and puke on your dad's leg
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Old 04-08-2015, 09:56 AM   #3194
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Yes, congrats on the birthday sex.
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Old 04-08-2015, 11:35 AM   #3195
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Waiting at the docs cause I am sick as **** but that isn't the point. Anyway this young chick comes in and starts talking to one other guy sitting there and starts explaining that she came to the doc because SHE HAS PROBLEMS WITH HER HAIR. WHAT THE ****. WHAT THE ACTUAL ****.
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Old 04-08-2015, 11:42 AM   #3196
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She probably meant pubic hair.
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Old 04-08-2015, 11:56 AM   #3197
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biceps, you live on balkan, you should start making friends with doctors asap
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Old 04-08-2015, 12:06 PM   #3198
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she prolly has lice
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Old 04-08-2015, 12:07 PM   #3199
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It was a cute female doc in her early 30s and she basically said there's not much wrong with me. Lucy is her name and I m serious right now. I am still coughing my lungs out so dunno about this Lucy gurl.

What if she's wrong?

What if I die?
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Old 04-08-2015, 02:23 PM   #3200
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Rip. Time to move on.
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