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Old 04-02-2015, 08:09 PM   #3026
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Hello Friends,

I was not sure where to put this, so I thought I would stick it here.

Recently I played and twist my nipples until there was puss coming out of them! The next day they kinda dried up, but if I play with them very much, they leak again.

How long should I not twist them for before they become "normal" again?

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Old 04-03-2015, 02:38 AM   #3027
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No way! An orbitrek? Dude, seriously.

Wtf is an orbitrek?
It's some cycling ****, idk, stay awqy from it anyways
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Old 04-03-2015, 02:39 AM   #3028
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good morning, Friday is back, this time not the fake one.
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Old 04-03-2015, 02:50 AM   #3029
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gimme the update....how is the family?
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Old 04-03-2015, 03:16 AM   #3030
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familia somos muy buanas tardes, tardskie
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Old 04-03-2015, 03:18 AM   #3031
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guess wat!!?

I've learned Little Dreamer pretty much on zee guitar!.. as best I can Goat

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Old 04-03-2015, 03:18 AM   #3032
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how is Beau?

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Old 04-03-2015, 03:40 AM   #3033
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you wanna hear the long story...or the short one?
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Old 04-03-2015, 03:59 AM   #3034
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Id love to hear the long one
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Old 04-03-2015, 04:00 AM   #3035
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It's a bank holiday today and Monday, lots of people off work. Not me though.
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Old 04-03-2015, 04:12 AM   #3036
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Dab, ya hard worker!!

and Beau, please tell us a story
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Old 04-03-2015, 04:29 AM   #3037
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Daz is insane.
I asked people to go to VH.
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Old 04-03-2015, 05:08 AM   #3038
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oh this coming tour?
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Old 04-03-2015, 09:10 AM   #3039
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Today is Friday
Good Friday for some
Regular ol' fredday

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Old 04-03-2015, 10:27 AM   #3040
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Old 04-03-2015, 10:38 AM   #3041
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tehuk?
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Old 04-03-2015, 12:26 PM   #3042
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Had a few games of pool in the pub today, won them all ldo. Also had fish and chips for lunch.
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Old 04-03-2015, 12:28 PM   #3043
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I ate sushi again
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Old 04-03-2015, 12:28 PM   #3044
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Now drinking 4th beer, sun is still shining, no way back
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Old 04-03-2015, 01:16 PM   #3045
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I had Lamb
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Old 04-03-2015, 01:26 PM   #3046
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

I JUST LOST 2 DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!


    Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #35790121

    SB: $2.11 (105.5 bb)
    BB: $1.58 (79 bb)
    MP: $2.26 (113 bb)
    Hero (CO): $4.04 (202 bb)
    BTN: $1.35 (67.5 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with A J
    MP raises to $0.07, Hero raises to $0.24, BTN calls $0.24, 2 folds, MP calls $0.17

    Flop: ($0.75) 5 J 3 (3 players)
    MP checks, Hero bets $0.54, BTN folds, MP calls $0.54

    Turn: ($1.83) A (2 players)
    MP bets $1.48 and is all-in, Hero calls $1.48

    River: ($4.79) Q (2 players, 1 is all-in)

    Results: $4.79 pot ($0.17 rake)
    Final Board: 5 J 3 A Q
    MP showed 4 4 and won $4.62 ($2.36 net)
    Hero mucked A J and lost (-$2.26 net)



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    Old 04-03-2015, 01:28 PM   #3047
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    I'm playing PLO on an untracked euro site.
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    Old 04-03-2015, 01:36 PM   #3048
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    you're gonna get scammed imo
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    Old 04-03-2015, 01:38 PM   #3049
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    I had Lamb
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    had fish
    lol Omaha
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    Old 04-03-2015, 01:44 PM   #3050
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    That was lunch and dinner beau.
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