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10-14-2015 , 07:08 PM

#9676

JustJ46671

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Still in the 7th
Bluebirds collect a 3 run shot

10-14-2015 , 08:29 PM

#9677

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

maybe she is the sexist woman alive?
Maybe Luke typed the link?
Maybe dammit, mmmkay.

Sotry man i dont type **** links

10-14-2015 , 08:33 PM

#9678

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

So the gf has a birthday coming up. I asked her to look for some rooms up the coast we can spend a night at. I offered to spend up to 200 for the room. Was going to buy a present and dinner as well.

She comes back with a room that cost 231. Should I be upset or should I just shrug and pay?

Fufk that ****. Tell that ho no! Once youlet thisnslide you gunna have to let everything else slide

10-14-2015 , 08:56 PM

#9679

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

If it takes an extra 31 to make her happy, totally worth it. If she behaves like an ingrate, then leave her there

10-14-2015 , 09:06 PM

#9680

pelicanpoker

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I'll act like the extra 31 was never there. I will go all out on this one I think. I might even throw a back rub in. We might even try some new sex positions.

10-14-2015 , 09:17 PM

#9681

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Fufk that ****. Tell that ho no! Once youlet thisnslide you gunna have to let everything else slide

It doesn't work like that. Sometimes we men get tested and if we pass, great things happen. This feels like one of those tests. She wants to feel special.

10-14-2015 , 09:36 PM

#9682

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

It doesn't work like that. Sometimes we men get tested and if we pass, great things happen. This feels like one of those tests. She wants to feel special.

I know. This is why i thik te test is that you daod 200.and its over 200.

She wants to see if you are a pushover. Dont let here

10-14-2015 , 09:42 PM

#9683

pelicanpoker

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She knows I'm not a pushover. She probably knew it was a risk considering how anal I am about my money. I just might get my money's worth iykwim.

10-14-2015 , 09:44 PM

#9684

pelicanpoker

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Anyone know any sex positions that doesn't involve me pulling a hamstring?

10-14-2015 , 09:47 PM

#9685

JustJ46671

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Schlitz!!!
Where you sitting?

10-14-2015 , 09:51 PM

#9686

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

She knows I'm not a pushover. She probably knew it was a risk considering how anal I am about my money. I just might get my money's worth iykwim.

Good as long as you **** her right...it is her birthday after all...

10-14-2015 , 11:00 PM

#9687

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

It doesn't work like that. Sometimes we men get tested and if we pass, great things happen. This feels like one of those tests. She wants to feel special.

This is right. Also, $200 budget means "pick the closest to $200 that makes you happy" in girl talk, afaik

10-14-2015 , 11:22 PM

#9688

JustJ46671

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AL pennant race set
Congrats, Schlitz...you wanted it most.

10-14-2015 , 11:28 PM

#9689

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Collect the extra $31 from her before you book the room so you don't get stuck with the entire amount.

10-14-2015 , 11:29 PM

#9690

allinontheturn

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Good as long as you **** her right...it is her birthday after all...

& don't take no for an answer god dammit!

10-14-2015 , 11:45 PM

#9691

Schlitz mmmm

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Crushings

10-14-2015 , 11:46 PM

#9692

allinontheturn

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Never heard.

10-14-2015 , 11:47 PM

#9693

Schlitz mmmm

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Schlitz!!!
Where you sitting?

Section 407, upper tank, 4 rows from the rail.

Holy christ the wimminz at the game everywhere.

10-14-2015 , 11:51 PM

#9694

allinontheturn

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Schlitzzzzzz I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish but the Toronto Blue Jays had the best ALDS win of all 2015

10-15-2015 , 12:03 AM

#9695

Schlitz mmmm

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I got nothin' but love for Joey Bats. That was a joy to watch.

Where's greggoat?

10-15-2015 , 12:05 AM

#9696

Schlitz mmmm

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I think it might be my next avatar, his jack then pause then bat flip

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 10-15-2015 at 12:06 AM. Reason: err bat chuck lol

10-15-2015 , 12:41 AM

#9697

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

This is right. Also, $200 budget means "pick the closest to $200 that makes you happy" in girl talk, afaik

I feel like I'm growing a vagina already such is my depth of knowledge re what women want.

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Collect the extra $31 from her before you book the room so you don't get stuck with the entire amount.

I could buy myself a nice dinner with that. Maybe a couple of beers too. And a salad for her.

10-15-2015 , 12:43 AM

#9698

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

I got nothin' but love for Joey Bats. That was a joy to watch.

Where's greggoat?

Congrats. You're one step closer to feeling what Detroit fans felt.

10-15-2015 , 12:58 AM

#9699

gregorio

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Was rooting for Houston so we'd get the extra home game.

10-15-2015 , 01:03 AM

#9700

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Only going 4 tho

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