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People in church lol c'mon man.

I just think you're trying to tell us that if a woman is middle aged, she's going to have a looser vagina than a teenager. If you think this is true, then you are clueless.

Well then who is judging me? I imagine the same people that would be judging you.

I didn't say an older woman's vagina is looser, I said a younger one's is tighter.

Also, in my experience younger tend to be wetter as well.

09-19-2015 , 12:06 AM

#7978

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

im 44.. I don't discriminate ... deluxe fantasy, twenty something, I guess

You passed the church people test congrats

09-19-2015 , 12:08 AM

#7979

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Originally Posted by fuluck

I'm not judging you. Just hoping you had a source re age vs tightness of vaginas.

09-19-2015 , 12:09 AM

#7980

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I promise to put the phone down once gf gets here which is about half an hour. And I also promise to do a thorough check on the tightness of her vagina.

09-19-2015 , 12:12 AM

#7981

Schlitz mmmm

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Aussie Aussie Aussie!

09-19-2015 , 12:15 AM

#7982

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AUS#1

Schlitz, those chiefies... ****ing Alex :/

09-19-2015 , 12:21 AM

#7983

Schlitz mmmm

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yeah.. tough loss, but I like their chances in ten days at GB

lead pipe lock of next week!

I had to work last night, and dvr'ed the game. Managed not to have it spoiled at work, despite the game being on in the break room.

got home, watched it.. epic fail. KC turned it over 5 times, objectively looked the far better team despite that, and it took a minor miracle for Denver to win.

forge ahead

09-19-2015 , 12:27 AM

#7984

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Yeah it would have hurt no doubt.

Your team is down, needing a touchdown with less than a minute to go and your qb is Alex Smith. I cringed a little for you.

Kaep vs Rape should be a fun game. Not sure about your chiefies beating Godgers but you never know.

We should probably bandwagon onto some other side. How about those Cowboys?

09-19-2015 , 12:29 AM

#7985

Schlitz mmmm

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lol no Chiefies and 9ers 4life

who u playing in fantasy this week? I got Jack.. prolly fixin to drop to 0-2

he had Denver D last night lol

09-19-2015 , 12:32 AM

#7986

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Originally Posted by fuluck

How long we talking about here?

probably 20-30 yrs. i'm good.

congrats on the girl btw.

09-19-2015 , 12:40 AM

#7987

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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

lol no Chiefies and 9ers 4life

who u playing in fantasy this week? I got Jack.. prolly fixin to drop to 0-2

he had Denver D last night lol

I have Beau. I'm projecting to win!

Lol @ having Denver D loooloool

09-19-2015 , 01:00 AM

#7988

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I'm not judging you. Just hoping you had a source re age vs tightness of vaginas.

the youngest girl I have slept with is 18 and the oldest I have slept with is 46.

Overall I would say younger is tighter, but none of the older chicks had loose vaginas per se. However, the younger ones did feel tighter.