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Yeah just that lack of world knowledge. Plus I has to do do all the goddamned work in the bedroom. Sex with 30 plus women involves more positions, more intensity and a better understanding of how to get both people off.

Both?

09-18-2015 , 11:07 PM

#7953

fuluck

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I'm glad you guys like banging middle aged chicks, but I prefer younger girls.

09-18-2015 , 11:08 PM

#7954

Jackitos

srs biz

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Nothing wrong with banging middle aged chicks.

Young girls seems illegal imo

Also, at some bar with daisy and her co-workers. So much trash talk coming from me, good times.

09-18-2015 , 11:08 PM

#7955

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

This kills me. I'm bi, but the thing that always held me back from a ltr with a woman is that I can't listen to them.

I want to be clear. Predominantly Male interests are not necessarily greater than Predominantly Female ones, but when you consider gender roles and upbringing, women ****ing suck. I just can't get into their pinterest, horse loving, casserole-baking, what are the ****ing Kardashians up to now? BS.

It is just such a ****ing turn off.

Don't get me wrong, women love me, and I can fake it 'til I make it, but how the **** you men marry that **** and live with it for the rest of your lives is beyond me.

your stereotyping is so cute

09-18-2015 , 11:09 PM

#7956

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

OK:

1) Virgin

LOL, good luck

2) No ink

Check
3) no crazy piercings

Check
4) parents must still be married

Interesting idea
What if one parent is dead?
5) Be in good shape

Could be a sign of an obsessive personality
6) Can't be crazy

ALL women are crazy, and some are also evil af.
7) Can't have a job once we get hitched

Hmmmm
8) Has to sign a pre nup

Meh
9) Can't be a party girl. Has never done drugs or gotten hammered drunk.

There's got to be a #10...

09-18-2015 , 11:11 PM

#7957

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

I'm glad you guys like banging middle aged chicks, but I prefer younger girls.

Middle aged chicks are younger than me

09-18-2015 , 11:12 PM

#7958

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Nothing wrong with banging middle aged chicks.

Young girls seems illegal imo

Also, at some bar with daisy and her co-workers. So much trash talk coming from me, good times.

What kind of trash? Football? Poker? Video games?
Do they know about the babby in your drawers?

09-18-2015 , 11:14 PM

#7959

fuluck

banned

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Nothing wrong with banging middle aged chicks.

Young girls seems illegal imo

Also, at some bar with daisy and her co-workers. So much trash talk coming from me, good times.

18 is legal obviously.

09-18-2015 , 11:17 PM

#7960

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Both?

Sorry. I meant "all of them".

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

your stereotyping is so cute

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

18 is legal obviously.

You're 30. It's just a lil creepy man.

09-18-2015 , 11:19 PM

#7961

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Nothing wrong with banging middle aged chicks.

Young girls seems illegal imo

Also, at some bar with daisy and her co-workers. So much trash talk coming from me, good times.

Was it you that told me you were banging a 38 yr old when you were 19 os?

09-18-2015 , 11:21 PM

#7962

fuluck

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I'm 29 **** off it's a free country I'll do as I please

09-18-2015 , 11:22 PM

#7963

fuluck

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Was it you that told me you were banging a 38 yr old when you were 19 os?

Probably one of his mom's friends.

09-18-2015 , 11:26 PM

#7964

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

I'm 29 **** off it's a free country I'll do as I please

Never said you couldn't. But you're going to have to accept that most decent minded people are going to judge you because she's barely out of her nappies yet.

09-18-2015 , 11:27 PM

#7965

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

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and she's boring

09-18-2015 , 11:32 PM

#7966

fuluck

banned

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Never said you couldn't. But you're going to have to accept that most decent minded people are going to judge you because she's barely out of her nappies yet.

Life's to short to worry about what people think of me.

Do you worry whether or not people judge for having a kid but no wife?

Because some decent minded people might judge you for that.

09-18-2015 , 11:36 PM

#7967

pelicanpoker

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You're reaching.

The fact you say that young girls have tighter vaginas makes me assume you may be full of ****.

09-18-2015 , 11:38 PM

#7968

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

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no actual "decent minded" person would ever think that.

09-18-2015 , 11:47 PM

#7969

fuluck

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

You're reaching.

The fact you say that young girls have tighter vaginas makes me assume you may be full of ****.

I'm not reaching. People in the church believe that sort of stuff. I assumed those were the type of people you were talking about.

How am I full of ****?

09-18-2015 , 11:54 PM

#7970

pelicanpoker

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People in church lol c'mon man.

I just think you're trying to tell us that if a woman is middle aged, she's going to have a looser vagina than a teenager. If you think this is true, then you are clueless.