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09-15-2015 , 03:29 PM
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I'll probably never get married because I'm just not gay enough.

Also my mother is the only woman I've ever trusted.
09-15-2015 , 03:52 PM
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I'll probably never get married because I'm just not gay enough.

Also my mother is the only woman I've ever trusted.
And here I thought it was your winning personality keeping you from getting married
09-15-2015 , 03:58 PM
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You shouldn't trust your mom. She will tell all your secrets to her mom, who will then tell everybody in the family.
09-15-2015 , 04:23 PM
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You shouldn't trust your mom. She will tell all your secrets to her mom, who will then tell everybody in the family.
Hidden brag: "Da33le, unlike fuluck or I, has both a living mother and at least 1 Grandmother"

Too soon, Daz. Too soon.
09-15-2015 , 04:36 PM
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All of my grandparents are dead.
09-15-2015 , 04:37 PM
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We were best friends(lol gay) before we ever decided to meet.
fml I though we were best friends.
09-15-2015 , 04:52 PM
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All of my grandparents are dead.
All of my Grandparents died when I was between 11 and 19. As well as three great Uncles, and a great Aunt, three of whom I was very close with. They all used the same funeral home.

I sometimes feel like I'd be less of a freak and a very weird dude if they would've just spaced it out a bit.
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09-15-2015 , 05:01 PM
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You shouldn't trust your mom. She will tell all your secrets to her mom, who will then tell everybody in the family.
That'd be difficult as both of them are dead.
09-15-2015 , 05:01 PM
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All of my grandparents are dead.
He was talking to me window washer.
09-15-2015 , 05:04 PM
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And how are your grandparents dead? You're 35 so wouldn't that make your grandparents like 65?
09-15-2015 , 05:40 PM
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Grandmother died at 64 2 years ago.
Grandfather died around 60ish like 6-7 years ago.

Grandmother died at 73ish like a year ago
Grandfather died at 78ish last year.

I was a pallbearer at all of their funerals. Also pallbearer at 3 of my 4 great grandparents funerals. Other was already dead like.... Really long time. Maybe before I was born. Think my math is off the great grandparents thing. I feel like I should have 8 of them...
09-15-2015 , 05:46 PM
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And how are your grandparents dead? You're 35 so wouldn't that make your grandparents like 65?
On each side 1 grandparent died of heart disease, the other died of leukemia.

The oldest was 62. The youngest was 54.

So, I figure you'd all be safe sending me your peen pics...I'm not likely to be around for that long, and it's bad luck to deny people's dying wish.
09-15-2015 , 05:53 PM
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pm'd

I got no grans either.
09-15-2015 , 05:59 PM
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GREAT SUCCESS! Yours was the one I really needed to round out my collection.
09-15-2015 , 05:59 PM
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Oh, yeah. Sorry about your Grandparents, also.
09-15-2015 , 06:21 PM
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All of my grandparents are dead.
Is this a confession?
09-15-2015 , 06:41 PM
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We are like 8 bumps away from a first page of BBV4L that is less than a day old
09-15-2015 , 06:46 PM
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I did my part.
09-15-2015 , 07:05 PM
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Ok kristy keep pretending you are 35. :wink:
09-15-2015 , 07:14 PM
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I keep building up my roll on bovada, then there are no games running or I start losing a little bit and then I blow it all playing blackjack using the martingale strategy.
09-15-2015 , 07:18 PM
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like just now in the span of 20 minutes I lost 920 dollars because I got irritated about running bad.
09-15-2015 , 07:26 PM
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like just now in the span of 20 minutes I lost 920 dollars because I got irritated about running bad.
Sounds like a good time
09-15-2015 , 07:28 PM
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Ok kristy keep pretending you are 35. :wink:
Actually, I'm gonna be 29 for like 15 more years. It is already well established within my family.

Birthday card:



Also fun fact, my birthday was July 10th, so I haven't dusted my piano since before then.
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09-15-2015 , 07:34 PM
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HU WAT
09-15-2015 , 07:57 PM
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Sounds like a good time
Well at least I won the first two hands.
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