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Jackitos, my junior also has something in his right eye for 2 days alreqdy, doctors told us that it will go away by itself, just to clean it with warm water. He looks like a pyrate now; you can join his ship, I can ask him if he accepts other pyrates?

09-11-2015 , 03:14 AM

#7379

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

09-11-2015 , 03:31 AM

#7380

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

There are so many things wrong there, I don't even know where to begin

09-11-2015 , 04:30 AM

#7381

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Im sorry jackitos he doesnt like your avatar. Forget about a pirate career for now.

09-11-2015 , 06:11 AM

#7382

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Daz. Some days i envey you.

09-11-2015 , 06:28 AM

#7383

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'm really not somebody you should envy. I have literally nothing going for me.

09-11-2015 , 07:28 AM

#7384

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

u have a delightful avatar?

09-11-2015 , 07:57 AM

#7385

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

daszszs why would you lead normals? Don't lead them please. **** them daszszszsz

09-11-2015 , 07:58 AM

#7386

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Thanks, but that's all down the Rachel, not me.

09-11-2015 , 07:59 AM

#7387

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

daszszs why would you lead normals? Don't lead them please. **** them daszszszsz

I'm the chosen one.

09-11-2015 , 08:00 AM

#7388

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

They chose you? ****ing normals, then knew you were too good person to say no

09-11-2015 , 08:22 AM

#7389

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

As you may have noticed
Today is Friday
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

BUMP BUMPBUMP BUMP

09-11-2015 , 08:26 AM

#7390

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I'm the chosen one.

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor,*just because some moistened bint*lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

09-11-2015 , 08:28 AM

#7391

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

I have a tear in my esophagus. That's why I can't sleep. Missed 2.5 days of work.. Have a feeling today will be a 3rd.

Did it start like this:

09-11-2015 , 08:28 AM

#7392

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Get well soon, obv.

+ this, I guess

09-11-2015 , 08:35 AM

#7393

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

2nd beer

09-11-2015 , 08:44 AM

#7394

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

2nd beer

Are you pledging a fraternity or something?

09-11-2015 , 10:01 AM

#7395

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

09-11-2015 , 10:34 AM

#7396

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

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09-11-2015 , 11:17 AM

#7397

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I didn't realize it was a thing you were dealing with. I assumed you had some sort of trauma.

Get well soon, obv.

WHAT TRAUMA

09-11-2015 , 11:51 AM

#7398

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

WHAT TRAUMA

It'll never heal if you keep using caps!

09-11-2015 , 12:14 PM

#7399

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Idk, corn chips, black peens, upper GI scope gone wrong, acid reflux and misusing the word tear for hole/burn, alien implantation,

You know...the usual sort of activities I believe you take part in.

09-11-2015 , 04:26 PM

#7400

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

It'll never heal if you keep using caps!

My bad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Idk, corn chips, black peens, upper GI scope gone wrong, acid reflux and misusing the word tear for hole/burn, alien implantation,

You know...the usual sort of activities I believe you take part in.

Oh. This makes sense. I'll take pics of daisy present now. You want it in the daisy bday thread or here?

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