omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154) - Page 275

Donkaments are fun, I just lost a softball game 0-16 in 3 innings. We batted through the order once. Now I know what it's like to be a Braves fan.

Also became SCUBA certified, half way to my goal of becoming scuba Steve.

08-30-2015 , 08:09 PM

#6853

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Are you admonishing me?

No, 'cause "old dog, new tircks".

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Nobody ever sets me up for my tv show quotes. You're all terrible friends.

NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW...

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

no sluts in 4l, errbodies frigid.

A+, you magnificent bastard

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

I'm playing a donkament

You haven't updated. I'm glad you lost.

08-30-2015 , 08:35 PM

#6854

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Nobody ever sets me up for my tv show quotes. You're all terrible friends.

What kind of oot **** is this!

08-30-2015 , 08:36 PM

#6855

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Can't say slut anymore huh?

The PC police are in full effect.

Whore, ho and bitch are aceptable alternatives

08-30-2015 , 08:43 PM

#6856

LuckyLuke01

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If i could get up over the drink porn and the degen games i play... maybe i could marry a slut one day.

Spoiler:

08-30-2015 , 08:45 PM

#6857

LuckyLuke01

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Also i so can not be ****ed today.

I didnt get any sleep last night felt like i was going to die ( had pins and needles running threw my body)

So yeah. If i die i want pelican to draft my fantasey football team. No kap though!

08-30-2015 , 08:48 PM

#6858

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

You haven't updated. I'm glad you lost.

I min cashed

Oh and Kristy I recommend you read Economics In One Lesson by Henry Hazlitt. It is a short read and very enlightening.

08-30-2015 , 09:03 PM

#6859

LuckyLuke01

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2 questions. What time the tav open. And how do you roll up on a uni campus and ask for weed.

I though i smelt some the other day i was there... its cool to ask for a puff puff give right?

08-30-2015 , 09:23 PM

#6860

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

2 questions. What time the tav open. And how do you roll up on a uni campus and ask for weed.

I though i smelt some the other day i was there... its cool to ask for a puff puff give right?

Unless you live in a different world then yes stoners beget stoners

08-30-2015 , 09:28 PM

#6861

LuckyLuke01

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Where is wisski when you need him!

08-31-2015 , 02:26 AM

#6862

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

The niners are losing 5-0 to Denver?

Kaep just warming up we got this

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Peli what happe wd to lollerpool?

Getting beat by weatham at your home ground is just a discrace!

Guess who stayed up late to watch that? :/

Last edited by pelicanpoker; 08-31-2015 at 02:28 AM. Reason: ****ing sluts jsiysoydoyr9yr9yd

08-31-2015 , 03:59 AM

#6863

LuckyLuke01

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Peli what are you doing?! You cant say sluts no more... the kristy police will get you!

08-31-2015 , 04:12 AM

#6864

Da33le

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Another morning of work. Apparently it's a bank holiday here. I didn't realise until I noticed there were literally no other cars on the road.

08-31-2015 , 05:10 AM

#6865

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Peli what are you doing?! You cant say sluts no more... the kristy police will get you!

I want the kristy police to come get me

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Another morning of work. Apparently it's a bank holiday here. I didn't realise until I noticed the other 3 cars weren't on the road.

fyp

08-31-2015 , 07:11 AM

#6866

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Donkaments are fun, I just lost a softball game 0-16 in 3 innings. We batted through the order once. Now I know what it's like to be a Braves fan.

08-31-2015 , 07:15 AM

#6867

JustJ46671

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Today is Monday
August is almost outahere
F Mondays or something

Bump

08-31-2015 , 07:25 AM

#6868

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Another morning of work. Apparently it's a bank holiday here. I didn't realise until I noticed there were literally no other cars on the road.

Google says it's the "late summer bank holiday"
Seems a bit of a stretch
Next Monday is "Labor Day" here in #USA#1

08-31-2015 , 07:30 AM

#6869

Da33le

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I think it's the last day of the kids school holidays. Although I can't be sure because I don't go to school and I don't talk to kids.

08-31-2015 , 07:34 AM

#6870

JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by Da33le

I don't talk to kids.

Solid strat

08-31-2015 , 08:01 AM

#6871

JustJ46671

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Kanye running for president?
Gonna need more details

08-31-2015 , 08:09 AM

#6872

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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imma vote yes

08-31-2015 , 08:45 AM

#6873

JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

imma vote yes

You're gonna get tazed

08-31-2015 , 09:01 AM

#6874

Kristy

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Ok, which fantasy football team do you choose for PPR League week 1:
Qb1: Eli Manning
Rb 1: J. Charles
Rb 2: A. Morris
Wr 1: O. Beckham
Wr 2: E. Sanders
Te: Julius Thomas
Flex: DeSean Jackson
Def: Patriots
Kicker: M. Bryant

OR

QB 1: Drew Brees
RB 1: M. Lynch
RB 2: LeSean McCoy
WR 1: D. Bryant
WR 2: B. Marshall
TE: G. Olsen
Flex: Alfred Blue
Def: Bills
Kicker: Hauschka