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The crime scene at the hotel this morning was surreal, I mean there was blood splatter around a body, the body was covered with a sheet but was still very blood soaked. The cops and hotel staff were busy trying to ask questions. I just ate my continental breakfast and we left, which is almost as weird that they would let people just leave without questioning.

But now I'm sitting in the bar by myself drying to drink myself to sleep before meetings at 830 tomorrow morning.

Is there a chalk outline on the floor or a cutout in the carpeting?

08-25-2015 , 07:28 PM

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Kristy

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

You've misspelled "psychotic" again .

I set the fire in your garage, but not because of diddling roommates. I did it because I knew this day would come.

08-25-2015 , 07:41 PM

#6529

JustJ46671

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I set the fire in your garage, but not because of diddling roommates. I did it because I knew this day would come.

Witch!

08-25-2015 , 07:53 PM

#6530

LuckyLuke01

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#freewisski

08-25-2015 , 09:05 PM

#6531

LuckyLuke01

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Won a hundo on teh pokhers last night. Now im in class thinking why i bothered to show up. Should have gone pro.

At least teach looks hot today. And other girl is other girl

08-26-2015 , 01:16 AM

#6532

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

#freewisski

I had a bunch of free glenfidich last night didn't help sleep, scared to leave the room due to possibility of dead Person in lobby

08-26-2015 , 01:52 AM

#6533

LuckyLuke01

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So therebis thia cute red head in my class. ( fattie but good boobs)

Cosidering talking to her but she is sneezing so much i think she has ebolaids.

Not sure if i want now.

08-26-2015 , 07:19 AM

#6534

JustJ46671

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Today is Wednesday
As we approach the midway point, please keep arms and legs inside the protected area of the cabin.
Enjoy the hump.

Bump

08-26-2015 , 07:33 AM

#6535

Da33le

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I enjoy science based podcasts. It annoys me greatly that most of the better/more popular podcasts insist on having idiot comedians on the show. Whenever a scientist is about to say something interesting, they interrupt with a stupid joke. Don't get me wrong, I love some comedy, but not with my science. It's like mixing your breakfast cereal with a roast dinner. I listen to astronomy cast because they don't have a comedian, but they are currently on a break.

That is all.

08-26-2015 , 08:02 AM

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Kristy

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Thread needs more PelicanPoker.

08-26-2015 , 09:11 AM

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Kristy

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Ok, so GW was drinking with a buddy last night, and he's always super hungry before bed. I made a pasta sauce and browned ground beef/spices etc for him to carnivore-up, removed both and put them in easily accessible tupperware. Cleaned the stove and set up a single pot with water, salt ...so all he had to do was boil and throw in Pasta of choice...

I awoke to the pictured below and 5 dirty pots and pans.

Note: I also learned my camera phone is broken and won't focus.

But I think you will get the gist...

Spoiler:

Obv, this means war. Any suggestions for appropriate payback? I'm leaning towards tomato on pillow.

08-26-2015 , 09:51 AM

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Kristy

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Update for phone fixery:

Seriously, HOW?!?!

08-26-2015 , 10:09 AM

#6539

Jackitos

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He's dumb?

08-26-2015 , 10:35 AM

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Kristy

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08-26-2015 , 10:54 AM

#6541

Jackitos

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He's special?

08-26-2015 , 11:10 AM

#6542

Kristy

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I feel like it is only fair to warn you. I developed psychic powers yesterday, and I win this fight.

WHITE KNIGHT THREAT LEVEL: ORANGE

In unrelated news: Why would anyone ever click on the "two people killed on live tv" video?

08-26-2015 , 11:17 AM

#6543

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Update for phone fixery:

Seriously, HOW?!?!

Looks like you may have bears.
You should look for additional sign...broken garbage cans, bear poo, etc.

08-26-2015 , 11:24 AM

#6544

JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by Da33le

What do you glean from an astronomy podcast?

08-26-2015 , 12:16 PM

#6545

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

What do you glean from an astronomy podcast?

Plz respond.

I've run out of space shows on Netflix. :/

08-26-2015 , 12:21 PM

#6546

Jackitos

srs biz

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White knight all you want. I don't care enough to care if you care enough to white knight.

08-26-2015 , 12:28 PM

#6547

Kristy

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Sure you do, or you wouldn't still be posting.

Let's move on, shall we?

08-26-2015 , 12:34 PM

#6548

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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U guys need to fight in real life

08-26-2015 , 12:41 PM

#6549

Kristy

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The new and improved Kristy2.0 is a lover, not a fighter.

Half the killories, same great taste.

08-26-2015 , 12:58 PM

#6550

Da33le

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

What do you glean from an astronomy podcast?

I like astronomy. Astronomy cast, though, is often not about astronomy. It's still interesting. My new find from earlier this year is the infinite monkey cage. Again, it's often not about astronomy, but it has brain cox. Just wish they did away with these jokes that waste half of the show.

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