Ok, so GW was drinking with a buddy last night, and he's always super hungry before bed. I made a pasta sauce and browned ground beef/spices etc for him to carnivore-up, removed both and put them in easily accessible tupperware. Cleaned the stove and set up a single pot with water, salt ...so all he had to do was boil and throw in Pasta of choice...
I awoke to the pictured below and 5 dirty pots and pans.
Note: I also learned my camera phone is broken and won't focus.
But I think you will get the gist...
Obv, this means war. Any suggestions for appropriate payback? I'm leaning towards tomato on pillow.