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08-24-2015 , 10:32 AM

#6451

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

murdererer

08-24-2015 , 10:42 AM

#6452

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

08-24-2015 , 10:45 AM

#6453

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,178

is he girl-fapping?

08-24-2015 , 10:46 AM

#6454

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

The next three people who post searched, "Justin Timberlake crotch" to arrive here.

Welcome perverts! This is a safe space for you.

08-24-2015 , 11:38 AM

#6455

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

08-24-2015 , 11:40 AM

#6456

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

first class is Thursday and it's a full house. starting to feels overwhelmed despite having done this a million times

Last edited by King_of_NYC; 08-24-2015 at 11:41 AM. Reason: day drink?

08-24-2015 , 11:58 AM

#6457

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

first class is Thursday and it's a full house. starting to feels overwhelmed despite having done this a million times

Pssh, those punks are gonna be in YOUR house.

I TA'd in the math lab in college. On the instances where the prof had better things to do, and I was the authority, I enjoyed throwing the occasional paper airplane at deeply focused students. I highly recommend it. They're very jumpy for the first few weeks.

08-24-2015 , 01:13 PM

#6458

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Near **** myself today, I accidentally phoned my high school crush. I think I managed to hang up before it actually starting ringing tho. Could have been awkward.

08-24-2015 , 01:38 PM

#6459

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

What is the maximum number of people you think you can play Cards Against Humanity with successfully?

08-24-2015 , 01:43 PM

#6460

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Depends on the level of drunkeness. 6 is a good number. I think anything more might take too long.

08-24-2015 , 01:55 PM

#6461

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I was thinking max 8...I told GW he could invite a couple people, he took that to mean everyone. I think we're at 18 confirmed so far with like another 10+ invites out there. Some of which will flake, I'm sure, but...

Any suggestions on variants for tons of people?

08-24-2015 , 02:10 PM

#6462

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Sick I know 28 people brag.

08-24-2015 , 02:11 PM

#6463

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

18 people, could do teams or something. 8 is a bit too. Like 4-5 on a team, and they choose the cards together or take turns, dunno exactly.

I'm not sure how technically advanced/set up that you guys are, but there is a you don't know jack computer game that the pc is the host and everyone uses their smartphone as a buzzer. If you had a way to hook up your pc/laptop to tv, then that would be good also.

08-24-2015 , 02:32 PM

#6464

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Scared of butterflies?
Wtf?

08-24-2015 , 02:43 PM

#6465

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Near **** myself today, I accidentally phoned my high school crush. I think I managed to hang up before it actually starting ringing tho. Could have been awkward.

So that happened this morning, and then she literally just drove past me 5 minutes ago. I know this is a small island, but still, it must be fate, right?

08-24-2015 , 02:51 PM

#6466

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Just toured Amsterdam streets with co-workers and no weed was bought.

08-24-2015 , 03:07 PM

#6467

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Sick I know 28 people brag.

Technically, "I know one person, who knows 28 people" brag, imo.

Still solid.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

I will look into that. Thanks Jack!

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Scared of butterflies?
Wtf?

Idk why, they just make my skin crawl.

08-24-2015 , 03:09 PM

#6468

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Just toured Amsterdam streets with co-workers and no weed was bought.

I presume Hookers were purchased, by omission?

08-24-2015 , 03:12 PM

#6469

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I ****ing wish. Something about euro women's, not very many are fat. And they all dress nicely, no loose fitting jeans, no super baggy sweatshirts. Le sigh, I am a bad person.

08-24-2015 , 03:12 PM

#6470

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

So that happened this morning, and then she literally just drove past me 5 minutes ago. I know this is a small island, but still, it must be fate, right?

Maybe the call went through and she drove over to create her own serendipity?

Im curious. Why can't you call her?

08-24-2015 , 03:15 PM

#6471

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I ****ing wish. Something about euro women's, not very many are fat. And they all dress nicely, no loose fitting jeans, no super baggy sweatshirts. Le sigh, I am a bad person.

Just so we're clear, you're lusting over Euros, not Kevrocking over sweatshirted Yanks, right?

08-24-2015 , 03:17 PM

#6472

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I have a sweatshirted yank texting me from home, I'm lusting after the short skirted euros... And I'm a bad person because I think about sexing the euros, while telling her I'm not.

08-24-2015 , 03:17 PM

#6473

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

to create her own serendipity?

that's the type of thing I do

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Im curious. Why can't you call her?

I mean, I guess I could, but I feel like it's a little strange when a person you haven't spoken to in 8 years phones you up. She'd probably think it was creepy I still had her number, if she remembered me.

08-24-2015 , 03:20 PM

#6474

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Call her with some lame excuse about numbers in your phone and your not sure who's number this is and that you have to meet in a dark alley and see if this rag filled with chloroform reminds her of anything.

08-24-2015 , 03:25 PM

#6475

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I have a sweatshirted yank texting me from home, I'm lusting after the short skirted euros... And I'm a bad person because I think about sexing the euros, while telling her I'm not.

Don't worry, she's also a bad person for wanting to hear that you're not, when of course you will.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Upside: two years until your 10 year reunion!