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08-19-2015 , 09:33 PM

#6201

pelicanpoker

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I probably said that too aggressively but I assure I want you to be gentle with a pen anywhere near my junk.

08-19-2015 , 09:39 PM

#6202

Kristy

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I'll use a felt tip. They sound soft.

08-19-2015 , 09:56 PM

#6203

LuckyLuke01

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Too much peen talk and not enough vag talk imo

08-19-2015 , 10:04 PM

#6204

pelicanpoker

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Too much not talking about your peen imo

08-19-2015 , 10:06 PM

#6205

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I'll use a felt tip. They sound soft.

Ok but nothing quick. I want a pretty face so take your time.

An hour should get the job done.

08-19-2015 , 10:44 PM

#6206

Kristy

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I've opened this thread like three times to respond.
I got nothing. You win.

08-19-2015 , 10:46 PM

#6207

Kristy

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In other news, it is officially too cold in Minnesota to not wear a robe any more.

I even put on socks today. Fml.

08-19-2015 , 10:50 PM

#6208

LuckyLuke01

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So hung over i feel like i should have just kept drinking jot to feel it....

Also im hornier than a dog in heat

08-19-2015 , 10:56 PM

#6209

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I've opened this thread like three times to respond.
I got nothing. You win.

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I've cluttered your mind and all you can come up with is the weather. You're like putty in my hands.

08-19-2015 , 11:01 PM

#6210

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Also im hornier than a dog in heat

There's an app for that.

08-19-2015 , 11:15 PM

#6211

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

There's an app for that.

Considering i got an ad for fallout 4 i dont think its the app for me

08-19-2015 , 11:19 PM

#6212

pelicanpoker

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Get off that ish and get onto Yahtzee with Buddies.

Search me: FredWorst

08-19-2015 , 11:22 PM

#6213

pelicanpoker

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Fred Worst is what you get when you cross the serial killer Fred West with the singer Fred Durst.

08-20-2015 , 12:07 AM

#6214

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Get off that ish and get onto Yahtzee with Buddies.

Search me: FredWorst

Dling app now

Edit: luckyluke01 is my user find me. ( im on lunch and bored)

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 08-20-2015 at 12:15 AM.

08-20-2015 , 12:33 AM

#6215

pelicanpoker

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I just got a full house. Your turn

08-20-2015 , 12:36 AM

#6216

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I just got a full house. Your turn

Man the app is **** it says its yiur turn!

08-20-2015 , 01:10 AM

#6217

pelicanpoker

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Bring it ya'll

08-20-2015 , 01:14 AM

#6218

pelicanpoker

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Keep a 4, roll a large straight. Mwah haha Luke getting owned.

08-20-2015 , 01:21 AM

#6219

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Keep a 4, roll a large straight. Mwah haha Luke getting owned.

This is bs...how did you get a Yahtzee

08-20-2015 , 01:25 AM

#6220

pelicanpoker

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1 yahtzee and 5 four of a kinds weee 331 points booked

08-20-2015 , 01:32 AM

#6221

pelicanpoker

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Nice profile pic playa

08-20-2015 , 02:22 AM

#6222

LuckyLuke01

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Im levit falling asleep here.... i have an hour to go! Im dead

The girls call me there pimp

08-20-2015 , 03:26 AM

#6223

Da33le

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Let's just say, hypothetically, you stuck a needle in your vein like they do when you donate blood, but then you didn't take it out, would you pass out and die? If so, how long would it take? Hypothetically.

08-20-2015 , 03:33 AM

#6224

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

i don't know

08-20-2015 , 03:45 AM

#6225

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

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