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omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154) omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

08-15-2015 , 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Requesting girls of 1976 one time
Coffeeing-up then making this happen.

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
That's what I call it, too.
Upload the video, when you're done.
I'd like to officially use my one time to this end.

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Originally Posted by GiantWalleye
I feel if it's OK to be drunk when the light is coming up as long it is the weekend.
So you're saying I'm on childcare duty this morning?
08-15-2015 , 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
recaught up with hannibal. This red dragon chap is rather interesting. He scored a black chick too, that's a good get, even if she is blind.
Bedalia is pretty wtf now..seriously
08-15-2015 , 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Albino Lord
She's 27 and yes that is ink.

#You'reAStalker
No u!
08-15-2015 , 11:15 AM
Will is seriously slipping though. Hannibal practically served it up for him on a plate, but he still didn't think to warn his family...
08-15-2015 , 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Bedalia is pretty wtf now..seriously
It will turn out that she is the mastermind
08-15-2015 , 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
I wanna say, "Wow"...every time, but instead I'm just gonna double your order and post some hot 34 year olds.


For your consideration, I present the women of 1981...






Thank you for doing the Lord's work!
08-15-2015 , 11:28 AM
I had some THC laced chocolate this morning, not nearly as nice as smoking the flowers.
08-15-2015 , 11:50 AM
The women of 1976







08-15-2015 , 12:08 PM
Got really quiet apparently none can type with one hand, well done kristy
08-15-2015 , 12:28 PM
Ty, Sir. ShamWow called it, it is God's work, and I can't ignore the higher calling.

Raptorjesus.jpg
08-15-2015 , 01:28 PM
I'm not masturbating. I'm out at a friends house. Going to get a pizza and talk **** all night.
08-15-2015 , 01:44 PM
He has a hot neighbour tho, so masturbation isn't completely off the table.
08-15-2015 , 02:04 PM
masturbating with a friend is always awesome
08-15-2015 , 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
So you're saying I'm on childcare duty this morning?
Best way to communicate is through an OMG. Otherwise the kids may have been neglected.
08-15-2015 , 03:00 PM
Playing poker has much lower for potential of 9's in a short skirt taking a golf shot while I drink and admire from behind
08-15-2015 , 04:17 PM
I think I probably maxed-out at 8, best...but my miniskirt numbers went from like 0 to 20 during my live poker years, and every girl knows that low cut shirts are money makers...

What I'm saying is that it is important to have a beautiful dream and aspire to things beyond the realm of your imagination.








Spoiler:

If she bowls, the sky is truly the limit



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08-15-2015 , 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
masturbating with a friend is always awesome
Straight up reported.
Dammit mmmkay.
08-15-2015 , 06:39 PM
Mowing, trimming, weeding, and cleaning up.
Why does my wife believe the hottest part of the day is the best time to do these things?
I'm gonna go coma now.
08-15-2015 , 07:22 PM
Pics of you mowing wife's lawn?
08-15-2015 , 08:38 PM
Wut in the hail is going on around here?
08-15-2015 , 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ncboiler
Wut in the hail is going on around here?
I actually googled "black guy looks up and smiles gif" to show my pleasure at your sudden appearance itt...

Long story short, I went down the rabbit hole and wound up here:


So, hai.
08-15-2015 , 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
I actually googled "black guy looks up and smiles gif" to show my pleasure at your sudden appearance itt...

Long story short, I went down the rabbit hole and wound up here:


So, hai.
Long time no see. What's up?
08-15-2015 , 09:41 PM
08-16-2015 , 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
He has a hot neighbour tho, so masturbation isn't completely off the table.
Did you m'bate on the table cuz that's damnn uncivilized
08-16-2015 , 03:15 AM
Damn 1976 was a good year.

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