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08-14-2015 , 05:23 AM

#5976

pelicanpoker

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I'm happy to report we've had hot water since Tuesday

08-14-2015 , 05:24 AM

#5977

pelicanpoker

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

jokes on you... i like to dress up as a girl

u wot m8?

08-14-2015 , 06:49 AM

#5978

JustJ46671

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I'm happy to report we've had hot water since Tuesday

:engorged:

08-14-2015 , 06:50 AM

#5979

JustJ46671

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Today is Friday!
Fredday, for the nostalgic.

RIP freddbird.

Bump

08-14-2015 , 08:57 AM

#5980

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Golf course had 2 8's and 2 9's working the beer carts/bar... Might need to go back there often

08-14-2015 , 09:16 AM

#5981

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Not done much today, went for a little walk, got a little lunch, and listened to a few podcasts.

I'm not complaining.

08-14-2015 , 10:26 AM

#5982

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Golf course had 2 8's and 2 9's

Don't think you're gonna be able to save par...

08-14-2015 , 02:29 PM

#5983

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

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My game is so bad due to living with a woman for 7 years, I'm not talking about golf either. Pretty sure one or both of the 9's were DTF.

08-14-2015 , 03:00 PM

#5984

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

My game is so bad due to living with a woman for 7 years, I'm not talking about golf either. Pretty sure one or both of the 9's were making great tips.

I worked in a nightclub from 19-25 and I don't think I ever remember ANY of the girls hooking up with customers...and I certainly don't remember any of the male customers, although my neckline/hemline/attitude always said "DTF".

One year I experimented, and found that wearing a t-shirt instead of a super-deep cleavage shirt cost me about $30/hr.

None of this applies if you're hot or rich, though. Keep us posted, and get pics ffs.

08-14-2015 , 03:21 PM

#5985

wisski

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I'm not ****ing delusional, I know they weren't coming home with me... And I wasn't paying for a damn thing so they didn't get any benefit from looking as good as they did directly from myself anyhow.

Also I was in eastern Kansas, so I'm pretty sure they were all DTF if I could move them out of that **** hole

08-14-2015 , 03:26 PM

#5986

Kristy

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Idk your story, but I wasnt gonna go with "delusional" as one of your key descriptors.

Are you still living with woman of 7 years? I was kinda hoping you were gonna make a run at the 9s...4L wingmom is the role I was born to play.

08-14-2015 , 03:29 PM

#5987

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Yes still living with her, against the advice you gave me about her 6 years ago(kick her out).

If I ever try to game 9's you will be wingmom and I will post a plethora of pics

08-14-2015 , 03:30 PM

#5988

Kristy

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Lol, pretty sure I was right.

What did she do 6 years ago?

08-14-2015 , 03:35 PM

#5989

wisski

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Sat around doing nothing but reading ****ty romance books of all types. Doing basically nothing all day every day for a number of months. I was sick of it and asked how to motivate her. You said I couldn't and might as well quit trying and kick her out

08-14-2015 , 03:37 PM

#5990

Kristy

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Yeah, that still sounds about right.

Did she pull herself out, or did you learn how to deal?

08-14-2015 , 03:40 PM

#5991

wisski

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I dealt, but she's currently taking 20+ credits a semester working towards dual degrees marketing/graphic design.

She is currently visiting family in Florida so I'm home alone, and the 9's seem like a good option.

08-14-2015 , 07:36 PM

#5992

ShamWow

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Has anybody seen where Ariel Winter (younger daughter on Modern Family) is getting breast reduction surgery? I never knew she had such huge boobs! Who knew she had 32F sized boobs?

08-14-2015 , 10:10 PM

#5993

wisski

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Killed it, and it looks like the Braves are bad enough now J gets to watch the faLOLcons lose

08-14-2015 , 11:27 PM

#5994

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

u wot m8?

When you cant remember if you drunk at the time of saying it

Well... you need more drink

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 08-14-2015 at 11:28 PM. Reason: Edit hungover to ****

08-14-2015 , 11:29 PM

#5995

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Golf course had 2 8's and 2 9's working the beer carts/bar... Might need to go back there often

You c
Golf course has drink girls... classy!

08-14-2015 , 11:32 PM

#5996

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

If a mans not eating at home...sometimes he got to eat out

08-14-2015 , 11:32 PM

#5997

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Killed it, and it looks like the Braves are bad enough now J gets to watch the faLOLcons lose

Braves won!

08-14-2015 , 11:35 PM

#5998

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ShamWow

Has anybody seen where Ariel Winter (younger daughter on Modern Family) is getting breast reduction surgery? I never knew she had such huge boobs! Who knew she had 32F sized boobs?

Thats just slapping god in the face there

08-14-2015 , 11:35 PM

#5999

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Killed it, and it looks like the Braves are bad enough now J gets to watch the faLOLcons lose

Falcons won!

08-14-2015 , 11:37 PM

#6000

LuckyLuke01

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Ok... so last night i stayed up till 4 am drinking whatever i could get my hands on... im pretty sure i came home with a girl dressed up as a school girl and my friend....

Now i feel like death and beed pancakes asap!

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