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and there a lot of people that lose a lot of blood in a car accident and so in the hospital they have to put someone else's blood in them and i also heard that blood doesn't stay good for very long

05-15-2015 , 05:31 PM

#3952

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

some lesbian women don't want to have sex with men so they'd rather put some semen from a tube in their vagina

Turkey baster

05-15-2015 , 05:35 PM

#3953

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

and there a lot of people that lose a lot of blood in a car accident and so in the hospital they have to put someone else's blood in them and i also heard that blood doesn't stay good for very long

Surely that's the whole point of having friends.

05-15-2015 , 05:37 PM

#3954

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Turkey baster

05-15-2015 , 05:37 PM

#3955

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Surely that's the whole point of having friends.

some people have very rare blood types

05-15-2015 , 05:44 PM

#3956

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Billie Piper can have as much of my bodily fluids as she needs. Free of charge.

05-15-2015 , 05:46 PM

#3957

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

and semen I've sold by the gallons.

I heard you only get a bucket and a half lifetime

05-15-2015 , 05:52 PM

#3958

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

thanks Obama

05-15-2015 , 06:15 PM

#3959

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Friday night telly is pants. Makes me glad I go to bed super early. Speaking of which..

05-16-2015 , 06:07 AM

#3960

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Huntin' & Fishin' show is on remote--so I'm in the studio by myself. Downside, have to fight to stay awake. Upside, can look up porn on my computer without people staring at me.

Weirdos.

05-16-2015 , 01:46 PM

#3961

I do what I can

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 29

Quote:

Originally Posted by however

****s weak

-Beau

Congrats on getting your engineering degree last night. Getting through kinematics, fluid mechanics, differential equations, dynamics, machine design, thermodynamics, statics, and digital circuits seems difficult.

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05-16-2015 , 01:53 PM

#3962

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Lol.

05-16-2015 , 01:53 PM

#3963

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Yes. Congrats. So now what are you going to do with your life?

05-16-2015 , 02:21 PM

#3964

I do what I can

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Yes. Congrats. So now what are you going to do with your life?

Easy game. Going to smuggle Euro's into the US. Similar to Toes.

05-16-2015 , 02:24 PM

#3965

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Nice.

05-16-2015 , 02:27 PM

#3966

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

If you can find me a place to live, a job, and several friends I'd think about it.

05-16-2015 , 02:31 PM

#3967

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by I do what I can

Easy game. Going to smuggle Euro's into the US. Similar to Toes.

05-16-2015 , 02:36 PM

#3968

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I will assimilate

05-16-2015 , 02:39 PM

#3969

I do what I can

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 29

You ain't on the top of my breaking international law list Fran.

but I'm listening.

05-16-2015 , 02:47 PM

#3970

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

thats ok, I dont like being on any lists

05-16-2015 , 03:46 PM

#3971

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,746

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

I will assimilate

Romario jersey spotted

congrats Beau!

05-16-2015 , 03:50 PM

#3972

I do what I can

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Romario jersey spotted

takes a village to raise a fool.

05-16-2015 , 03:52 PM

#3973

I do what I can

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 29

or it takes fools to raise a village..I forget

05-16-2015 , 04:04 PM

#3974

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

nice

05-17-2015 , 03:54 AM

#3975

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,746

Quote:

Originally Posted by I do what I can

takes a village to raise a fool.

**** lips Lorenzo

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