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03-16-2015 , 01:56 PM

#2101

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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roaming vacuum cleaner seller imo

03-16-2015 , 02:40 PM

#2102

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Casanova de Barcelona err

03-16-2015 , 03:34 PM

#2103

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Good suggestions

I'm not really a vocational advisor, but I could be.

03-16-2015 , 04:12 PM

#2104

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Why would someone have sex with me and then steal from me?

03-16-2015 , 04:27 PM

#2105

Da33le

leader of the normals

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because you didn't pay.

03-16-2015 , 05:18 PM

#2106

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

Why would someone have sex with me and then steal from me?

Well people steal all the time, its hardly a surprise, they're greedy and opportunistic.

I have nfi why she had sex with you.

03-16-2015 , 05:42 PM

#2107

Da33le

leader of the normals

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I don't steal.

03-16-2015 , 05:43 PM

#2108

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

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Did you have sex with him?

03-16-2015 , 05:51 PM

#2109

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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biceps, you asked and answered the qustion in one line, grats

03-16-2015 , 05:52 PM

#2110

Da33le

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lul he wishes

03-16-2015 , 05:53 PM

#2111

Da33le

leader of the normals

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But I'm just saying, if anybody reading this wanted to have sex with me, you can trust me not to steal from you afterwards

03-16-2015 , 06:06 PM

#2112

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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03-16-2015 , 06:39 PM

#2113

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

But I'm just saying, if anybody reading this wanted to have sex with me, you can trust me not to steal from you afterwards

03-16-2015 , 09:35 PM

#2114

JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by ilovedonks

I have nfi why she had sex with you.

The insight is strong with this one.

03-16-2015 , 09:41 PM

#2115

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

But I'm just saying, if anybody reading this wanted to have sex with me, you can trust me not to steal from you afterwards

There are no women on the internet, so your target audience may be missing your heartfelt promises

03-17-2015 , 07:13 AM

#2116

Anais

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So Dumbledore can't beat Voldemort even when the former has the Elder Wand?

Seems pretty clear that Voldemort was the greatest, most powerful wizard of all time.

03-17-2015 , 09:24 AM

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JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by Anais

So Dumbledore can't beat Voldemort even when the former has the Elder Wand?

Seems pretty clear that Voldemort was the greatest, most powerful wizard of all time.

Spread your propaganda elsewhere, villain!
I have an elder wand, but I'm no wizard

03-17-2015 , 09:27 AM

#2118

JustJ46671

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Today is Tuesday
Saint Patrick's Day
Wearin yo bra

O'bump

03-17-2015 , 10:40 AM

#2119

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Harry Potter > voldemort

03-17-2015 , 10:40 AM

#2120

Da33le

leader of the normals

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I'm out to a friends for dinner tonight

03-17-2015 , 11:10 AM

#2121

Mr.mmmKay

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like a date?

03-17-2015 , 11:35 AM

#2122

JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

like a date?

LOL...good one!

Fu*#ing mmmmkay...you crack me up.

03-17-2015 , 11:43 AM

#2123

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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I'm still alive, that's nice

03-17-2015 , 11:49 AM

#2124

Da33le

leader of the normals

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Well it's just dinner and then to play ping pong with a dude, but you can call it a date if you like

You'll probably be totally shocked to learn that I've technically never been on a "date"

03-17-2015 , 12:35 PM

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JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

I'm still alive, that's nice

Nicely done

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