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01-24-2015 , 01:17 AM

#651

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

gogogo!

I'm down $20 in tourney buyins

Currently in Midnight Madness.

01-24-2015 , 01:25 AM

#652

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,689

hand of the night lol

loosey agro table.. raises pre everyhand.. had AAKK called a raise and a reraise pre

flop 77Q.. small stack all in for a buck and change post flop with crap heart draw os

I call... 2 folds.. last cat just doubles it to 2 and change.. call

turn Ace in yo face beeeeaatch!

2 over pairs to the board is fun unless dangerous flush or str8 zibilities imo

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 01-24-2015 at 01:26 AM. Reason: he had crap rag 7 sumthin

01-24-2015 , 01:27 AM

#653

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,689

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

gogogo!

I'm down $20 in tourney buyins

Currently in Midnight Madness.

gl tid

avi

01-24-2015 , 01:35 AM

#654

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

hand of the night lol

The tide is turning for me too. The damn fools are no longer winning every hand.

Last edited by pelicanpoker; 01-24-2015 at 01:37 AM. Reason: this avi is from 2008 :)

01-24-2015 , 01:36 AM

#655

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

He knows he hits 73% of the time in this spot.

Full Tilt, 20/40 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #34390691

SB: 1,135 (28.4 bb)
BB: 2,333 (58.3 bb)
UTG+2: 1,695 (42.4 bb)
MP1: 2,580 (64.5 bb)
MP2: 1,620 (40.5 bb)
MP3: 1,358 (34 bb)
Hero (CO): 1,680 (42 bb)
BTN: 1,316 (32.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 80, MP2 raises to 120, MP3 folds, Hero calls 120, 2 folds, BB calls 80, MP1 calls 40

Flop: (500) 4

(4 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 bets 500, Hero raises to 1,560 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP2 calls 1,000 and is all-in

Turn: (3,500) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (3,500) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 3,500 pot
Final Board: 4

BB mucked and lost (-120 net)
MP1 mucked and lost (-120 net)
MP2 showed K

and lost (-1,620 net)
Hero showed J

and won 3,500 (1,880 net)

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01-24-2015 , 02:17 AM

#656

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

i dropped a sicccccc joke itt like 2 months ago did it get any laughs???

01-24-2015 , 02:31 AM

#657

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Hang on, let me just go back and reread every post till I find your joke.

01-24-2015 , 02:32 AM

#658

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Another damn fool

Full Tilt, 60/120 blinds, 15 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #34395361

MP2: 1,791 (14.9 bb)
MP3: 12,781 (106.5 bb)
CO: 1,664 (13.9 bb)
BTN: 1,800 (15 bb)
SB: 9,384 (78.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,609 (38.4 bb)
UTG+2: 1,351 (11.3 bb)
MP1: 5,779 (48.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

UTG+2 raises to 1,336 and is all-in, 3 folds, CO raises to 1,649 and is all-in, BTN folds, SB calls 1,589, Hero raises to 4,594 and is all-in, SB calls 2,945

Flop: (12,293) T

(4 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (12,293) 3

(4 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (12,293) 9

(4 players, 3 are all-in)

Results: 12,293 pot
Final Board: T

CO showed 7

and lost (-1,664 net)
SB showed 9

and won 12,293 (7,684 net)
Hero showed K

and lost (-4,609 net)
UTG+2 showed 5

and lost (-1,351 net)

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01-24-2015 , 04:21 AM

#659

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Peli this is a fold. And I am not kidding.

01-24-2015 , 04:52 AM

#660

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Stack sizes tho. I was confident that I was ahead of the SB. Winning that side pot would have increased my stack 33%. Add in my chances against two small pairs and I'm pretty sure I made the right play.

01-24-2015 , 05:58 AM

#661

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,174

peli you changed your avatar

01-24-2015 , 05:58 AM

#662

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,174

i like this one better

01-24-2015 , 06:03 AM

#663

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Should change my Avatar as well--but too lazy. Dilemma.

01-24-2015 , 06:11 AM

#664

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Running a paid live show right now (people who pay for the air time to promote their business). It's a hunting & fishing show--and one of the hosts just put a big chunk of chewing tobacco in his mouth.

HE'S ON THE RADIO AND STUCK CRAP IN HIS MOUTH. Ugh.

01-24-2015 , 06:18 AM

#665

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

and now I know Under Armor makes a camouflage jacket.

01-24-2015 , 06:19 AM

#666

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

Against my better judgement [but becuz I found a 1$ chip from them in my stuffz],
I might be going to play ring @ Sands Bethlehem 2morrow.
Variance: now 1-2 inches of snow on the ground[2-5 cm], I dread just going 2 bus depot 2morrow...
On second thot... do I wanna spend 4 hours @ a table in my snow boots?

01-24-2015 , 06:27 AM

#667

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

i like this one better

I think it's making eyes with yours

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

Should change my Avatar as well--but too lazy. Dilemma.

It only took me a month to get rid of a santa hat wearing Richard Sherman, who I hate more than anybody on this planet.

You can do it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by spike420211

Spike, you should just be happy that you woke up without another body part falling off you.

Go wear them snow boots with pride.

01-24-2015 , 08:00 AM

#668

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Was told I'm working the Super Bowl. No fan of Seattle but I really want to see the Pats lose.

01-24-2015 , 08:02 AM

#669

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

also working Sundays are awful

01-24-2015 , 09:43 AM

#670

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Saturday
Snow possible at elevations over 1500 feet, here in Georgia
Bullet dodged

Bump

01-24-2015 , 09:46 AM

#671

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

i dropped a sicccccc joke itt like 2 months ago did it get any laughs???

This thread isn't that old
Your claim is invalid

01-24-2015 , 09:52 AM

#672

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

The gravitational pull of my bed is too strong
Can't
Fight
It

Rebed
Imminent

01-24-2015 , 10:45 AM

#673

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Sleep--bah, for the weak or the dead. (pretty sure I'll be the latter come Monday)

01-24-2015 , 11:05 AM

#674

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,689

Albi swiss and chedd herbs

01-24-2015 , 11:16 AM

#675

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Sounds too healthy. I figure a few lines of cocaine will get me through

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