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I wasnt allowed to have a cat because my mom had allergies to them so I never had one but my neighbor pete had a crazzie family and they let their cats breed endlessly and they always had baby cats.

Cat cubs!

03-07-2011 , 09:21 PM

#5303

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Spoiler:

03-07-2011 , 09:22 PM

#5304

LirvA

banned

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Would it be emo if you had more than one song in which the chorus is some variation of 'I want to die'?

03-07-2011 , 09:23 PM

#5305

Low Key

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

I didn't know that yoga exercises one's witty muscles.

It's like the 4 hours per night of sleep we've got over the last 3 days. Being loopy makes with the funny ha-ha.. stuff.

Also, great sphincter workout iirc.

03-07-2011 , 09:24 PM

#5306

LirvA

banned

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I got a buddy who's doing cinder blocks now, his have all the features.

ALL THE FEATURES!

ALLTheFeatures

03-07-2011 , 09:25 PM

#5307

LirvA

banned

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Love the title of that review

03-07-2011 , 09:25 PM

#5308

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

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Lol, how do you give a cinder block a 1/5 for features?

03-07-2011 , 09:25 PM

#5309

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key

so this Friday is the reef-a-ment?

Gonna raise a whole twenty bucks for ****ity, eh?

why are you allowed to discuss this

03-07-2011 , 09:25 PM

#5310

ToTheInternet

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

Would it be emo if you had more than one song in which the chorus is some variation of 'I want to die'?

Not if the variations are "I want to dye" and "I want a die" and such and such and such.

03-07-2011 , 09:25 PM

#5311

Tartufo

banned

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hello ladies

03-07-2011 , 09:26 PM

#5312

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,961

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

YES!!! You win an awesome point for this link. You know how many people have won awesome points from me? You are the first one.

yes! I finally got a tti awesome point

03-07-2011 , 09:26 PM

#5313

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Lol, how do you give a cinder block a 1/5 for features?

inorite. anyone who has seen a college dorm room knows there are a ton of uses for a cinder block.

03-07-2011 , 09:28 PM

#5314

Low Key

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

why are you allowed to discuss this

apparently I'm not.

I guess I was unclear on the definition of 'discuss'

03-07-2011 , 09:28 PM

#5315

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

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jmitch , wat?

03-07-2011 , 09:28 PM

#5316

ToTheInternet

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

yes! I finally got a tti awesome point

Just another regret.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

inorite. anyone who has seen a college dorm room knows there are a ton of uses for a cinder block.

I don't know what genre of porn you've been watching.

03-07-2011 , 09:30 PM

#5317

LirvA

banned

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ok fritter pies, I'm going to smokum peace pipe with a couple IRLers

03-07-2011 , 09:30 PM

#5318

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

jmitch , wat?

wat

03-07-2011 , 09:30 PM

#5319

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,961

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

Just another regret.

03-07-2011 , 09:30 PM

#5320

Low Key

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If you've never made sweet love to a concrete block, you've never fully lived.

03-07-2011 , 09:33 PM

#5321

ToTheInternet

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Making love to a concrete block redefines what it is to get your rocks off.

03-07-2011 , 09:33 PM

#5322

Tartufo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key

If you've never made sweet love to a concrete block, you've never fully lived.

I agree that too much abstraction can be a problem in the bedroom.

03-07-2011 , 09:35 PM

#5323

nham

34oz

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i haven't eaten in hours and i've resorted to thawing my steak at quicker than normal speeds.

03-07-2011 , 09:35 PM

#5324

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,961

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

I agree that too much abstraction can be a problem in the bedroom.

too many problems can be an abstract bedroom, if you've never lived make a concrete block

03-07-2011 , 09:35 PM

#5325

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

i haven't eaten in hours and i've resorted to thawing my steak at quicker than normal speeds.

carpaccio

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