ur doin it wrong

slayin dragons on the reg because BITCHES LOVE THIS

Just heard the local priest singing a bit of "Nuns N' Moses"....

"Take me down to the Vatican City where the mass is keen and the boys are pretty."

witty was onyl holding the weed for a friend, he doesnt actually smoke. coughs too much.

whered you learn that cheech, drug school?

are you sure you have any to give away?

A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
...Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.

incorrect

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

osnap

damn, i could have sworn that was the movie.

I play the skin-flute like I'm in the symphony
And when it's time for me to get some, Jake Steed's who I attempt to be

only 63 outside. burrrr.

Do you think I'm too old to join the Chair Force?

close enough, you get cool points
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMbwoEZLD5M

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee and, after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.
He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, and spends the next eon or so learning the languages. After becoming a linguistics master, he sits down in the library and begins to pore over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script.

All of a sudden there is a scream in the library. The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, crying to himself, and muttering, "An 'R'! They left out the 'R'�.

God takes him aside, offering comfort and asks him what the problem is. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter 'R'... the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE."

how is this one pronounced?

The squares are silent.

i liked that 3d quarter song you posted yesterday

i got hot cello playing librarian. score!

Ship the Cello-playing librarian