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01-24-2011 , 12:39 AM

#7551

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Weird freaky vegan sex act: The Broccoli Steamer

thats where a chick farts on ur ballsac iirc

01-24-2011 , 12:40 AM

#7552

MoneyMatt1

VAMOOOO irl

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 25,996

Hi guys

life sucks

I want to die

01-24-2011 , 12:40 AM

#7553

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Are the hamsters on life support aorn or is it just me?

01-24-2011 , 12:44 AM

#7554

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

10s are overrated iyam

Explain this good sir.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoneyMatt1

Hi guys

life sucks

I want to die

I hope you feel way better soon.

01-24-2011 , 12:46 AM

#7555

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Are the hamsters on life support aorn or is it just me?

No longer on life support, they have been euthanized.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Explain this good sir.

Well if they're 10's they couldn't possibly be underrated.

01-24-2011 , 12:51 AM

#7556

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Explain this good sir.

relationship wise. if just sexing, no. but too high maintenance, basically because they are used to being worshiped by men. i think the optimal range is somewhere in the 8-9 range. generally speaking of course

01-24-2011 , 12:52 AM

#7557

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

I've heard that before - I just wanted to see if you meant it that way too. Interesting.

01-24-2011 , 12:53 AM

#7558

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

what are your thoughts on the matter

01-24-2011 , 12:54 AM

#7559

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

what are your thoughts on the matter

I don't have any strong feelings one way or the other.

01-24-2011 , 12:57 AM

#7560

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

lol and there are so many caveats that id add to that extremely general statement

01-24-2011 , 12:57 AM

#7561

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Explain this good sir.

I hope you feel way better soon.

not a new concept

01-24-2011 , 01:01 AM

#7562

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

what are your thoughts on the matter

resonator_21: very craftily played
resonator_21: nh

01-24-2011 , 01:04 AM

#7563

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

I think it depends on if the person was always way above average looking their whole life or if they just bloomed beautifully kinda late. If they are put on a pedestal their whole life and rewarded for beauty, they may not develop other characteristics well and have this entitlement about them.

If they bloom late, they often see themselves as they were before they got hot and are a bit more down to earth.

Holy Grail is a 10 that was an ugly duckling or who wasn't spoiled.

01-24-2011 , 01:05 AM

#7564

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Great link J2!

01-24-2011 , 01:09 AM

#7565

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

another consideration, ****ing hot girls is awesome, but the sexual side of the relationship might be off balance. they might want more than they want to give. seems like super hot girls are like trophy ****ing, nail em, then put them up on ur wall

01-24-2011 , 01:13 AM

#7566

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Or your basement in the freezer ... where ever it is you keep such things.

01-24-2011 , 01:13 AM

#7567

bogan4life

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 13,345

So the guys on skype are just being trolls ldo and i need to work out a good song to re word for Val Day (sort of a tradition) and i am lost for a song. Last year i did love story which is ment to be "our song" i was thinking maybe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Your Guardian Angel

Tears run down my face
I can't replace
And now that I'm stronger I've figured out

How this world turns cold
And breaks through my soul
And I know, I'll find deep inside me
I can be the one

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to Heaven

01-24-2011 , 01:17 AM

#7568

bogan4life

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 13,345

2009 reef did this classic

Quote:

Free verse ldo cause love knows no rhyme scheme

lauren -
infecting you with my seed
means you are my cumbucket for life

pain

pain like a 3 ring binder
snapping shut on your nuts
you pierce my scrotal sack with your dumb shrill bitching

the drugs block you out
so i can imagine i knocked up
some more attractive female

you made me an alcoholic
YOU DID THIS TO ME
you

gambling is my way
of coping with you
especially when youre on the rag

Your bloody vagina calls to me like a siren
Crying, "infect me wit hyour seed again,
you worthless insect

I hate you, you whore

but i like you good enough to **** you i guess

01-24-2011 , 01:23 AM

#7569

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

Netflix is just about the greatest thing evar.

01-24-2011 , 01:24 AM

#7570

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I'm not sure about the lyrics, but title should be Sugartits.

01-24-2011 , 01:25 AM

#7571

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/63...thread-965127/

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Netflix is just about the greatest thing evar.

i thought it was orgasms

01-24-2011 , 01:26 AM

#7572

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

i just wish the comedy section was bigger :sadboots:

01-24-2011 , 01:26 AM

#7573

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

It's a good thing I don't have work tomorrow.

01-24-2011 , 01:27 AM

#7574

bogan4life

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 13,345

God cant believe its almost a year since reef passed it doesnt seem that long ago.

01-24-2011 , 01:27 AM

#7575

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil0pp

i just wish the comedy section was bigger :sadboots:

You like comedy? I never would've guessed.

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