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Yeah bitch, Snatch his ass in a bear trap, have him swingin from tree so high, nobody find him for days, glock glock, know what I'm sayin. Dumb ass ***** playing *bleep* damn.

10-17-2010 , 01:13 AM

#452

k0derkid

Pooh-Bah

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10-17-2010 , 01:14 AM

#453

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8_high

u kno what they say about women w tiny hands

[spoil] peenus [/spoil o

They make peni look giant?

10-17-2010 , 01:16 AM

#454

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

hey k0der i played with payformyaudis5 today

10-17-2010 , 01:16 AM

#455

g0tcuddly

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

They make peni look giant?

They leave enough peen left over for her and her friends!

10-17-2010 , 01:18 AM

#456

g0tcuddly

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

My middle finger is 2/3s the length of a pencil apparently. I learned something about myself today!

10-17-2010 , 01:19 AM

#457

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

You could get a box with a clasp and a lock so she can't open it.

she would just take that too. seriously wtf is wrong with people? if she will get **** from off my enclosed porch, what is stopping her from just breaking into here?

i gotta find a depressing movie to watch dammit.

10-17-2010 , 01:19 AM

#458

ashes of eight

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,085

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

They make peni look giant?

ya that is true but i dont rlly need the help n'am sayin

10-17-2010 , 01:19 AM

#459

leprous_hand

unclean

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Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly

My middle finger is 2/3s the length of a pencil apparently. I learned something about myself today!

10-17-2010 , 01:22 AM

#460

g0tcuddly

old hand

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Quote:

Originally Posted by leprous_hand

Indeed. I am that much better in a street fight or mma event now.

10-17-2010 , 01:24 AM

#461

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

Give her the impression that if she ****s with you she stands a significant chance of getting raped and murdered although not necessarily in that order. If she believes it, she'll be much less likely to **** with you. I think Nixon called it the "madman theory".

10-17-2010 , 01:25 AM

#462

g0tcuddly

old hand

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Good night omg and a special goodnight to Anais ;]

10-17-2010 , 01:26 AM

#463

k0derkid

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Quote:

Originally Posted by leprous_hand

hey k0der i played with payformyaudis5 today

did you pay for his audi iyo?

10-17-2010 , 01:27 AM

#464

leprous_hand

unclean

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10-17-2010 , 01:27 AM

#465

AngryPanda

live 42 day

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anybody wanna get drunk.

10-17-2010 , 01:29 AM

#466

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

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I'm doin' work aorn ... long way to go.

10-17-2010 , 01:29 AM

#467

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

good plan if i was capable of doing it. no biggie i guess. i will just back down and change my normal behavior because i am being ****ed with. just like the rest of my life. yay

10-17-2010 , 01:29 AM

#468

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0derkid

did you pay for his audi iyo?

i didn't help ... but i didn't hurt him either

10-17-2010 , 01:32 AM

#469

k0derkid

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pwnt

10-17-2010 , 01:34 AM

#470

leprous_hand

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10-17-2010 , 01:36 AM

#471

ashes of eight

banned

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

anybody wanna get drunk.

"want to" , lol

10-17-2010 , 01:38 AM

#472

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

good plan if i was capable of doing it. no biggie i guess. i will just back down and change my normal behavior because i am being ****ed with. just like the rest of my life. yay

Have you confronted her about it?
Another thing you could do is you could just put all your butts on her porch anyway. Just flick them over there.
OR quit smoking.