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It doesn't. I mean, that's dependent on what time you were born and where. Just read both horoscopes, I guess.

ETA: http://www.novareinna.com/constellation/libracusp.html
boom, head shot?

10-17-2010 , 12:49 AM

#378

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willy.

I can tell I'm getting pretty drunk, because I found this quite funny.

10-17-2010 , 12:49 AM

#379

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

I would if I could.

You would **** a cricket?

10-17-2010 , 12:49 AM

#380

g0tcuddly

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anais

So, he gets what he wants and then doesn't want it? I are confrused itt

I generally get bored of a partner and want to see what the next girl tastes like.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

They just say really general stuff.
Though I had a friend who was WAY into all of this stuff and the thing she did for me was super accurate down to saying my father died when I was young.

Yea my mother and grandmother knew a lady that could give accurate predictions. Ive had my palm read and it was fairy standard stuff.

10-17-2010 , 12:49 AM

#381

Anais

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,663

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

for no apparent raisin

Last edited by Anais; 10-17-2010 at 12:50 AM. Reason: <3 the pic btw

10-17-2010 , 12:51 AM

#382

g0tcuddly

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

Looks neat.

10-17-2010 , 12:52 AM

#383

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

FFS THE SUN IS NOT ALIGNED THE SAME AS IT WAS 4K YEARS AGO

YOU ARE NOT THE SIGN YOU THINK YOU ARE

10-17-2010 , 12:52 AM

#384

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

my crazy neighbor stole my ashtray off my porch. i had moved it so she couldn't just reach over and take cig butts, but i guess that wasn't enough. not sure how she got it. whether she reached under and got it, or climbed over to get it, but regardless, that is creepy as hell. i have another ashtray, that isn't the issue. wtf mang.

10-17-2010 , 12:53 AM

#385

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

10-17-2010 , 12:53 AM

#386

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

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Quote:

Originally Posted by leprous_hand

FFS THE SUN IS NOT ALIGNED THE SAME AS IT WAS 4K YEARS AGO

YOU ARE NOT THE SIGN YOU THINK YOU ARE

Also, who cares?

10-17-2010 , 12:54 AM

#387

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

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10-17-2010 , 12:54 AM

#388

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

phase 1: dangle ciggys on wiener
phase 2: ???
phase 3: profit

10-17-2010 , 12:54 AM

#389

nham

34oz

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i'm back. and drunk. i hope nobody tries to take advantage of me.

10-17-2010 , 12:55 AM

#390

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

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10-17-2010 , 12:55 AM

#391

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

It doesn't. I mean, that's dependent on what time you were born and where. Just read both horoscopes, I guess.

ETA: http://www.novareinna.com/constellation/libracusp.html
boom, head shot?

-- Possess the theaterical traits inherent in Libra --
-- Possess the serious, deep-feeling and critical traits inherent in Scorpio --
-- Counted among the most critical individuals of the Zodiac --
-- Possess a facile mind and sharp tongue --
-- Sought out for honest opinions --
-- Tend to hold nothing back --
-- Once committed to a project, will refuse to stop until completion is attained --
-- Need to learn how to relax and have fun --
-- Need to concentrate on the future while still living for today --

Sure why not?

10-17-2010 , 12:55 AM

#392

leprous_hand

unclean

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smother nham in cigarettes on james porch?

10-17-2010 , 12:55 AM

#393

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

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lace your cigarettes with something. That'll teach her.

10-17-2010 , 12:56 AM

#394

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

i'm back. and drunk. i hope nobody tries to take advantage of me.

Hey baby what's your sign?

10-17-2010 , 12:56 AM

#395

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

lace your cigarettes with something. That'll teach her.

it will teach her that he has the greatest smokes evar!

10-17-2010 , 12:57 AM

#396

g0tcuddly

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

Do you have long fingers for a girl snoopy? Lucky you if so oO

10-17-2010 , 12:57 AM

#397

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by leprous_hand

smother nham in cigarettes on james porch?

smoking is gross

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

Hey baby what's your sign?

taurus, wanna ****?

10-17-2010 , 12:57 AM

#398

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

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10-17-2010 , 12:57 AM

#399

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

some chick sounds drunk and skanky outside... also very dumb

10-17-2010 , 12:58 AM

#400

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly

Do you have long fingers for a girl snoopy? Lucky you if so oO

I actually have tiny hands.

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