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Hi um im just wondering have you got any kind of like sort of punky, electronnica kind of rhyme kind of like new wave rhyme but kind of maybe a bit more broken beats like kind of dubby broken beats but a little bit kind of soulful like kind of drum and bassy but kind of more broken drum and bass kind of like broken beats like break beats kind of broken drum bass you know what I mean?

10-05-2010 , 07:43 PM

#103

wellju

BSOD and racetrack Ninja

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 5,247

What would Switzerland be without the Matterhorn, seriously?

Last edited by wellju; 10-05-2010 at 07:44 PM. Reason: they wouldn't have anything to put on their chocolate boxes

10-05-2010 , 07:43 PM

#104

-Insert Witty SN-

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Quote:

Anal sex. Here's the big story. In 1992, 16 percent of women aged 18-24 said they'd tried anal sex. Now 20 percent of women aged 18-19 say they've done it, and by ages 20-24, the number is 40 percent. In 1992, the highest percentage of women in any age group who admitted to anal sex was 33. In 2002, it was 35. Now it's 46.

The last time I looked at the anal sex data, I figured that most women who reported having done it meant they'd tried it just once. I was wrong. If you push these women beyond the "have you ever" question, the numbers stay surprisingly high, and they're getting higher. In 1992, the percentage of women in their 20s and 30s who said they'd had anal sex in the past year was around 10 percent. Now that number has doubled to more than 20 percent, and one-third of these women say they've done it in the last month. Among all women surveyed, the number who reported anal sex in their most recent sexual encounter was 3 percent to 4 percent.

That's a lot of butt sex. And remember, this is what women are reporting. If anything, they're probably understating the truth.

So what's with all the buggery? Is it brutality? Coercion? A porn-inspired male fantasy at women's expense?

Apparently not. Check out the orgasm data. Among women who had vaginal sex in their last encounter, the percentage who said they reached orgasm was 65. Among those who received oral sex, it was 81. But among those who had anal sex, it was 94. Anal sex outscored cunnilingus.

No way, you say.

Way. Read the data. Table 5, Pages 357-8.

What could explain this? Taboo thrill? Clitoral migration? Some new kind of vegetable oil?

Here's my guess. Look carefully at Table 4, Pages 355-6. Only 6 percent of women who had anal sex in their last encounter did so in isolation. Eighty-six percent also had vaginal sex. Seventy-two percent also received oral sex. Thirty-one percent also had partnered masturbation. And the more sex acts a woman engaged in during the encounter, the more likely she was to report orgasm. These other activities are what gave the women their orgasms. The anal sex just came along for the ride.

So why did the inclusion of anal sex bump the orgasm figure up to 94 percent? It didn't. The causality runs the other way. Women who were getting what they wanted were more likely to indulge their partners' wishes. It wasn't the anal sex that caused the orgasms. It was the orgasms that caused the anal sex.

If anal sex is a trailing indicator of women's sexual satisfaction, then by all means, let's toast the new findings. Here's to you, ladies. Bottoms up.

http://www.slate.com/id/2269951/

Last edited by -Insert Witty SN-; 10-05-2010 at 07:43 PM. Reason: sounds about right ime

10-05-2010 , 07:44 PM

#105

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Should I get an ergonomic mouse. My wrist hurts like hell and I don't even wank that much.

10-05-2010 , 07:46 PM

#106

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Should I get an ergonomic mouse. My wrist hurts like hell and I don't even wank that much.

pretty sure your definition of what constitutes "that much" and ours are somewhat different

10-05-2010 , 07:47 PM

#107

Beauseefuss

banned

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Should I get an ergonomic mouse. My wrist hurts like hell and I don't even wank that much.

How is an ergonomic mouse going to help your wanking?

10-05-2010 , 07:51 PM

#108

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

what is an ergonomic mouse?

Last edited by Abe008; 10-05-2010 at 07:51 PM. Reason: if someone would google this for me it would be cool

10-05-2010 , 07:52 PM

#109

g0tcuddly

old hand

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Why are all the threads today so bad? =[

10-05-2010 , 07:53 PM

#110

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

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Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly

Why are all the threads today so bad? =[

because you touch yourself at night

10-05-2010 , 07:54 PM

#111

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

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i am probably going to fap then go to sleep becaused because i am tired even though i slept 16 hours last night

10-05-2010 , 07:54 PM

#112

g0tcuddly

old hand

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Lies, large ammounts of self touching should make other things in life better.

10-05-2010 , 07:55 PM

#113

-Insert Witty SN-

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

what is an ergonomic mouse?

its a mouse that doubles as a fleshlight

10-05-2010 , 07:57 PM

#114

Mutant K12

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Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly

Lies, large ammounts of self touching should make other things in life better.

no, because everything else pales in comparison....

this is a well known fact

10-05-2010 , 08:00 PM

#115

g0tcuddly

old hand

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Hm. Never thought of it like that.

10-05-2010 , 08:04 PM

#116

Mutant K12

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because I hate myself I am gonna play a bunch of $1 sngs and mtts

10-05-2010 , 08:06 PM

#117

notphil0pp

centurion

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

10-05-2010 , 08:06 PM

#118

Tartufo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

its a mouse that doubles as a fleshlight

I came in at the right time!

10-05-2010 , 08:07 PM

#119

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

I came in at the right time!

you seem to have a knack for doing that

10-05-2010 , 08:08 PM

#120

g0tcuddly

old hand

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Hi Tartufo and phil0pp

10-05-2010 , 08:08 PM

#121

Tartufo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly

Hi Tartufo and phil0pp

Hi!

10-05-2010 , 08:08 PM

#122

rohjoh

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

because I hate myself I am gonna play a bunch of $1 sngs and mtts

stab yourself in the eye, less painfull

10-05-2010 , 08:10 PM

#123

notphil0pp

centurion

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hi cuddly

10-05-2010 , 08:10 PM

#124

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rohjoh

stab yourself in the eye, less painfull

can I just stab you in the eye instead?

10-05-2010 , 08:11 PM

#125

Tartufo

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I can't stop watching beenerkeekee vids and I feel really dirty.

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