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Once upon a time there was a happy couple; both graduated from Ku and both had upper middle class jobs and they saved well and retired when they were 38 and lived happily ever after.

10-05-2010 , 10:07 PM

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The monster walked outside and saw a lovely monster girl wearing a miniskirt made out of human skin. He immediately popped a monster-boner. He walked over and monster-greeted her. She said monster-hi back. He was all like "monster-nice monster-to monster-meet monster-you monster-too." And then they had monster kids and lived happily ever after.

10-05-2010 , 10:07 PM

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Bagonirix

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omg it's tifa lockheart

10-05-2010 , 10:07 PM

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spaceman Bryce

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Hey tartufo have you ever tripped on a turtle?

10-05-2010 , 10:08 PM

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The Brickie

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Bryce, are you the monster...

10-05-2010 , 10:09 PM

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spaceman Bryce

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He writes for the warren street journal!

10-05-2010 , 10:09 PM

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Tartufo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

Hey tartufo have you ever tripped on a turtle?

only on lobsters

10-05-2010 , 10:09 PM

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-Insert Witty SN-

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hey ttitties

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10-05-2010 , 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Tartufo

sup tti, you haven't been around much

Yeah been taking a break from using the computer, except to write a couple songs.

10-05-2010 , 10:10 PM

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spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Bryce, are you the monster...

NO. although the monster was suppossed to be a human character but not based off me. I don't think I have ever met a salaried worker who spends more than 40% of his disposable income on pizza..probably not even 10%.

10-05-2010 , 10:10 PM

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Jackitos

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Originally Posted by Tartufo

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Slightly creepy.

10-05-2010 , 10:10 PM

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spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

only on lobsters

How do you trip on a lobster?

10-05-2010 , 10:13 PM

#264

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10-05-2010 , 10:13 PM

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Tartufo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

How do you trip on a lobster?

sometimes i buy a couple of lobsters from my fishmonger, and i let them walk around in the kitchen before it is time to cook them. but then they crawl away into the library. then i trip on them.

10-05-2010 , 10:14 PM

#266

-Insert Witty SN-

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do you think you can domesticate lobsters? i bet you can

10-05-2010 , 10:14 PM

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spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

sometimes i buy a couple of lobsters from my fishmonger, and i let them walk around in the kitchen before it is time to cook them. but then they crawl away into the library. then i trip on them.

If this is something you actually do/have done thats pretty awesome imo.

10-05-2010 , 10:15 PM

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The Brickie

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Oh, look at me, I'm Tartufo, I have a library in my house.

10-05-2010 , 10:15 PM

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Tartufo

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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

do you think you can domesticate lobsters? i bet you can

in theory yes, but it takes enormous self-discipline not to eat them

10-05-2010 , 10:16 PM

#270

Beauseefuss

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Originally Posted by Jackitos

Slightly creepy.

step away from the xbox

10-05-2010 , 10:16 PM

#271

-Insert Witty SN-

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Oh, look at me, I'm Tartufo, I have a library in my house.

no, youre "the brickie"

10-05-2010 , 10:17 PM

#272

spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Oh, look at me, I'm Tartufo, I have a library in my house.

his library has lobsters on the loose!. lol a lobster looted my Louis L'Amour paperback in the library!.

10-05-2010 , 10:18 PM

#273

leprous_hand

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i am pretty sure tart has a dungeon as well

10-05-2010 , 10:18 PM

#274

spaceman Bryce

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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

no, youre "the brickie"

that's not his real name.

10-05-2010 , 10:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Slightly creepy.

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