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Thanks for the thought-shoutout though.

Next time hit it from the back and make sure the music is loud enough that she cant hear you snapping pictures.

PM box is waiting.

i finished hitting it from the back. by finished i mean my dick went limp and i stopped. true story.

09-07-2010 , 04:42 AM

#202

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

okie dokie buy peeple who think you r better than mee.

arent you going to tell me bye?

09-07-2010 , 04:43 AM

#203

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Has anyone seen MsBlue around lately?

09-07-2010 , 04:44 AM

#204

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

she was the same size as the girl in the pic.

Well this made me go back and look at the pic and... I'm sorry.

09-07-2010 , 04:45 AM

#205

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

ok, time to get back to packing, gotta be ready to go at a moments notice

09-07-2010 , 04:45 AM

#206

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Has anyone seen MsBlue around lately?

You took my virginity for this meme!

09-07-2010 , 04:45 AM

#207

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Wow! ATC has widened his range huh? Was that your first sex since being well again? Either way, were you nervous your first time back in the game?

2nd time. i guess, she was coming on to me at a bar and in that spot i usually bolt but i wasnt with any of my good friends so i just rolled with it. ya i was nervous.

09-07-2010 , 04:45 AM

#208

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

MsB.... we have recently determined that Neil is gay

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

If you are doing it for the money or free poker coaching it's not gay. That's just good business. If you become erect at the thought of him and dot the "i" in Phil with a

- you sir are gay.

Either way, try to get in his will.

He's just ****ing cool. He was giving this interview and the interviewer asked him if he was going to golf when he was in the UK. He was, "It rains too much here." And she was, "I live here, it's beautiful." And since she's a hot chick like 99% of guys would say, "Yeah, I really like it here." BUT NOT PHIL MF IVEY he was all, "I don't like to golf in the rain get up off of my nuts woman." Or something like that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

BTW I had sex with my first fatty about 2 months ago. i didnt enjoy it BUT a day or two later while thinking about the wretched experience i thought about you. so thats kinda cool.

I'd think about him during, it helps me bust.

09-07-2010 , 04:46 AM

#209

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,275

off for a day from work tomorrow. gotta take my car in to see what is wrong with it. crossing my fingers.

09-07-2010 , 04:46 AM

#210

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Cans of soup, guns, and ammo are pretty heavy luggage.

09-07-2010 , 04:46 AM

#211

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

pretty sure with the girls you like the ass cheeks will provide enough noise to cover the camera noise

I dont have that kind of timing.

09-07-2010 , 04:47 AM

#212

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Cans of soup, guns, and ammo are pretty heavy luggage.

lol n00b... you don't pack cans of soup

09-07-2010 , 04:48 AM

#213

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I'd think about him during, it helps me bust.

With just the fatties?

09-07-2010 , 04:48 AM

#214

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

2nd time. i guess, she was coming on to me at a bar and in that spot i usually bolt but i wasnt with any of my good friends so i just rolled with it. ya i was nervous.

Second time with the same girl, or your first time back was a different girl? Was the first time any better?

I wonder if it was lack of attractiveness or nerves. How much booze was in play?

09-07-2010 , 04:50 AM

#215

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevroc

I dont have that kind of timing.

White people are white.

Mutant - what are you going to eat? Nutri-grain bars?

09-07-2010 , 04:50 AM

#216

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

jungleman-interview

****ty quality

09-07-2010 , 04:51 AM

#217

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

White people are white.

Mutant - what are you going to eat? Nutri-grain bars?

racist bane

09-07-2010 , 04:52 AM

#218

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

anyways, bye for now, possibly longer

09-07-2010 , 04:52 AM

#219

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

jungleman-interview

****ty quality

ya i gave up i cant hear a word hes saying

09-07-2010 , 04:55 AM

#220

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

White people are white.

Well, the dude that girl in the spoiler is married to is black and i'm much bigger than him.

Stereotypes be darned.

09-07-2010 , 04:57 AM

#221

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

You took my virginity for this meme!

Not the first v-card I've taken and I'm not sure if I hope its the last.

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

jungleman-interview

****ty quality

Forget the quality, he seems extremely awkward.

09-07-2010 , 04:57 AM

#222

k0derkid

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

anyways, bye for now, possibly longer

09-07-2010 , 04:58 AM

#223

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Second time with the same girl, or your first time back was a different girl? Was the first time any better?

I wonder if it was lack of attractiveness or nerves. How much booze was in play?

2nd time total with 2 different girls. tbh both times i decided to bang because i wanted to see if i was messed up or whatnot. need a bigger sample size tho because both were girls i didnt find particularly attractive and both times were weird. sober but i dont drink that much so level of drunkenness doesnt come into play often.