I hate tables like that.

did you? i dont remember that. im not a pansy, i can take shots myself taz

Play slow, drive fast.

goodbye cruel omg

LoL poor daisy trying to do shots, you could tell she didn't want them

I believe he's crushing it on the senior's tour.

I'm sure there's a cumshot joke in there.

haha, crushing

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Poker Stars $20.00+$0.80 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 10 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

pablo-XIII (MP2): t1500 75 BBs
busthoho3 (MP3): t1490 74.50 BBs
pfohremer (CO): t1940 97 BBs
Miklo B (BTN): t1470 73.50 BBs
Hero (SB): t1510 75.50 BBs
gotmilk159 (BB): t1770 88.50 BBs
Lopatker (UTG): t1480 74 BBs
SkadeGlad (UTG+1): t840 42 BBs
reyhoitwef (UTG+2): t1500 75 BBs
shelldog1 (MP1): t1500 75 BBs

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is SB with T K
4 folds, pablo-XIII calls t20, 1 fold, pfohremer calls t20, 1 fold, Hero calls t10, gotmilk159 checks

Flop: (t80) 2 5 K (4 players)
Hero checks, gotmilk159 checks, pablo-XIII checks, pfohremer bets t100, Hero calls t100, gotmilk159 folds, pablo-XIII folds

Turn: (t280) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets t160, pfohremer calls t160

River: (t600) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets t200, pfohremer calls t200

Is it from the way she yelled at you?!

There's a chance I might be going to new York in the next couple of weeks, I wonder if I could get a meetup thing going on one of the days

slow

In on first page.

maybe cuz its groooossssss

chilled vodka shot + chilled(on ice) pineapple juice chaser = win

Uggggggh, now that we're on the "ticket" bubble they're playing even slower. Half the table using their time bank

Dealer: cantfoolmoi, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act
Dealer: Regular time for player cantfoolmoi has expired, TIME BANK has been activated
Dealer: Lolu777, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act
Dealer: lexieusol, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act

Stupid bubble also made this a fold

Poker Stars Freeroll No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds + t50 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: t517 M = 0.49
UTG: t1400 M = 1.33
UTG+1: t3843 M = 3.66
UTG+2: t1765 M = 1.68
MP1: t1825 M = 1.74
MP2: t2155 M = 2.05
CO: t10930 M = 10.41
Hero (BTN): t4422 M = 4.21
SB: t840 M = 0.80

Pre Flop: (t1050) Hero is BTN with A Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t3793 all in, 6 folds, BB calls t67 all in

Flop: (t1584) 7 T 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t1584) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t1584) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

100% I don't get dealt a better hand for the rest of this thing.

i do that fwiw

you guys know anywhere good that sells antique guns?

ihaychew

no u

u no

Ya, I hate me too, so wat

thats not the kinda shots we had tho

Yeah, we had jager.