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07-29-2010 , 05:30 PM

#9751

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Spoiler:

07-29-2010 , 05:31 PM

#9752

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangeraw

the totp sux

confirmed.

07-29-2010 , 05:31 PM

#9753

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

to make things better, here's another goat:

07-29-2010 , 05:32 PM

#9754

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

please to be quoting a bible passage which indicates that fisting is not what god intended us to do

you were right!

Quote:

It is the voice of my beloved! He knocks, saying, "Open for me, my sister, my love, My dove, my perfect one”…My love thrust his hand through the opening, and my feelings were stirred for him. (Song of Solomon 5:2-4)

lmao

http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html

Last edited by -Insert Witty SN-; 07-29-2010 at 05:34 PM. Reason: wat

07-29-2010 , 05:32 PM

#9755

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

damn good lookin goat

07-29-2010 , 05:32 PM

#9756

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

could be some sort of parasite...

did you died?

that was my guess, yes i died.

07-29-2010 , 05:33 PM

#9757

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by RippedAirForceDude

your presence

this...if riled really means what i think she meant

07-29-2010 , 05:33 PM

#9758

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

sup

07-29-2010 , 05:35 PM

#9759

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: t3000 M = 66.67
SB: t7880 M = 175.11
BB: t1860 M = 41.33
UTG: t5930 M = 131.78
UTG+1: t9800 M = 217.78
UTG+2: t3760 M = 83.56
MP1: t11700 M = 260
MP2: t1390 M = 30.89
Hero (CO): t2810 M = 62.44

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is CO with J

1 fold, UTG+1 calls t30, UTG+2 calls t30, 1 fold, MP2 calls t30, Hero raises to t150, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls t120, UTG+2 calls t120, MP2 calls t120

Flop: (t645) 4

(4 players)
UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 checks, MP2 bets t1240 all in, Hero raises to t2660 all in, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls t2660

Turn: (t7205) A

(3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t7205) 5

(3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t7205
UTG+2 shows 3

(a straight, Ace to Five)
MP2 shows T

(high card Ace)
Hero shows J

(a pair of Jacks)
UTG+2 wins t2840
UTG+2 wins t4365

07-29-2010 , 05:35 PM

#9760

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

you were right!

lmao

http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html

yes, that whole song is pretty depraved iyam

07-29-2010 , 05:35 PM

#9761

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Last edited by ToTheInternet; 07-29-2010 at 05:36 PM. Reason: totp

07-29-2010 , 05:36 PM

#9762

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

tti itt!

07-29-2010 , 05:37 PM

#9763

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

How do people stop themselves from laughing everytime that "gramps" guy opens his mouth. He is hillarious.

07-29-2010 , 05:38 PM

#9764

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

to make things better, here's another goat:

I KNEW I heard someone say goat!

07-29-2010 , 05:38 PM

#9765

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

to make things better, here's another goat:

came

gonna burn now...thanks alot!

07-29-2010 , 05:39 PM

#9766

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

yes, that whole song is pretty depraved iyam

King Solomon had 700 hundred wives and 300 hundred concubines iirc

BOC

07-29-2010 , 05:39 PM

#9767

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

just piss a few times and it will stop burning

07-29-2010 , 05:39 PM

#9768

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Uhhg, way to mess up my page modrator.

07-29-2010 , 05:39 PM

#9769

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

let's speed things up a bit

wanna post in new thread before i go to sleep

07-29-2010 , 05:39 PM

#9770

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

just piss a few times and it will stop burning

expert advice itt

07-29-2010 , 05:39 PM

#9771

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

So, when he asked the one girl what her father would think if she got hit by a buss she said, "He would be glad I was in hell"
Uh, wat? So when anyone dies they're going to hell?

Last edited by Gizmo; 07-29-2010 at 05:40 PM. Reason: Does that mean that when phelps dies he's going to hell?