Why do girls always do stupid **** with the lips in photos!! (first one posted with the nearlly myspace lips)

Is it that hard to do a simply smile

we train them their whole life ... and you complain?

The first!

Hawt girl + silly ****ing lips in photos = must die

Also one of the originals. <3.

Pretty sure my popsicle just melted.


Anyone else getting drunk on this fine Wednesday night?

They do stupid **** because they always do those pose shots nowadays and they don't want the same smile on all their FB profile pics duhhhhh.

free lirva pic is best lol

when taking my sign pics, it was always hard coming up with new faces.

I think I've spewed enough wisdom for the night. GOODBYE.

hi new thread. so....

ok. not sure what the ****. my bat**** crazy neighbor came down here a little while ago. we had a few beers and talked (if you could call it that). not much of what she said made much sense and she talked about jesus living with her in her apt for a while. anyway, she kisses me. we do a little of that and she stands up drops her pants to show me her cute underwear still not making any sense in what she is saying. then flashes her tits while making some goofy faces. i am thinking this is ok but weird. we go out to have a cigarette and she puts it out half way through, slurs 'i gotta go, i gotta leave now,' and takes off. not really sure what the hell just transpired here tbh and i have been around some crazy ****ers. she takes the cake. brb, gotta go check to see if i have teeth marks on my neck as she bit me. wtf.

lol holy ****

wat?

You probably shouldn't make out with lunatics.

shes just sad cuz she thinks shes cheating on jesus

wear some simple robe and a long fake bear and go over there holding a big wooden cross and totally bang her

Jesus is a virgin father. Cheating would be complicated.

gods honest truth too. i am a little shaken up right now, and half tempted to go to her apt. she is ****ing crazy.
not a lot of women would make out with me, gotta take 'em somewhere.

yesssssssssssssss!