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05-11-2010 , 01:14 AM

#201

Nickerbocker

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 537

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickerbocker

id bang twice donald to bang ivanka once

im a ******

05-11-2010 , 01:17 AM

#202

TiltNRun

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 696

it wont be forever

05-11-2010 , 01:18 AM

#203

TiltNRun

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 696

eventually they'll close your facebook then you'll be normal again

05-11-2010 , 01:24 AM

#204

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

bed

05-11-2010 , 01:27 AM

#205

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

hey tilt, youre a trainer right? i kinda pulled mah hammy today playing basketball, could you recommend me some stretches for it?

05-11-2010 , 01:30 AM

#206

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

wtf? why do people always want to chop the $4 180s?

05-11-2010 , 01:34 AM

#207

Nickerbocker

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 537

politicians saying "the american people" want this or that tilts me so much.

05-11-2010 , 01:36 AM

#208

TiltNRun

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 696

Quote:

Originally Posted by elreymichael

hey tilt, youre a trainer right? i kinda pulled mah hammy today playing basketball, could you recommend me some stretches for it?

if it hurts rest it, when the twinges go then stretch it out

05-11-2010 , 01:37 AM

#209

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

boc way to poast the 3 most unflattering pics of her on the internet btw

youre like the schlitz of ivanka pics

05-11-2010 , 01:39 AM

#210

TiltNRun

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 696

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

wtf? why do people always want to chop the $4 180s?

bankroll issues

who plays $4 for fun?

05-11-2010 , 01:40 AM

#211

Nickerbocker

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 537

let me defend my position.

first pic is the one of her with the least amount of makeup. a look a prefer.
second pic is a natural pic of her not on a red carpet or posing. also smoking a cigarette which in certain situations i find hot.
third pic is the only one i could find of her and her dad.

05-11-2010 , 01:45 AM

#212

TiltNRun

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 696

grunching

so who is this girl to you?

05-11-2010 , 01:49 AM

#213

Nickerbocker

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 537

girl ill prolly bang once and never call again

05-11-2010 , 01:51 AM

#214

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiltNRun

bankroll issues

who plays $4 for fun?

I do? I mean, I'm building my roll, but I'm still rolled for them. Anyway, I took it down with a flip. Weee.

05-11-2010 , 01:54 AM

#215

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

im doing soemthing goldman would be proud of, i have a long and short position going on the same asset

05-11-2010 , 01:56 AM

#216

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

not to brag or anything, but i stand to make 70 or 80 cents

05-11-2010 , 01:56 AM

#217

Nickerbocker

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 537

this is gross but pooping is one of my favorite thing to do in the week following my chemo.

05-11-2010 , 01:58 AM

#218

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

see if ur doctor can create a tunnel from ur ass to ur head

05-11-2010 , 02:04 AM

#219

Nickerbocker

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 537

Quote:

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

qft

05-11-2010 , 02:10 AM

#220

TiltNRun

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 696

stars plo is soft imo

05-11-2010 , 02:14 AM

#221

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickerbocker

qft

I used to score higher than 95% of people on standardized tests. That really scares me and should scare you.

05-11-2010 , 02:18 AM

#222

Kentucky Buddha

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

I used to score higher than 95% of people on standardized tests. That really scares me and should scare you.

I have thought similar things many many many times.

The highest IQ guy ever worked as a bouncer his whole adult life. It don't mean much obv.

05-11-2010 , 02:22 AM

#223

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Good point. I don't even know how to make myself go to sleep.

05-11-2010 , 02:23 AM

#224

Kentucky Buddha

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Good point. I don't even know how to make myself go to sleep.

I know that, but Karl Pilkington might as well. : )

05-11-2010 , 02:42 AM

#225

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

There is a thread in oot about the best way to wipe your ass: standing or sitting.
1) Who the flip wipes their ass standing!? Wtf?
2) Oot has threads like this
3) Oot has threads like this, but a thread about keeping toast warm is trolling?

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