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03-09-2010 , 10:41 PM

#4401

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Yeah. I like that for some reason.

Last edited by MsBlueberry; 03-09-2010 at 10:42 PM. Reason: re: Rusty Ryan lurking

03-09-2010 , 10:42 PM

#4402

killa

huge dick

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,998

Blue
Lost is on!

03-09-2010 , 10:42 PM

#4403

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,568

i just want a hot girlfriend FFS

03-09-2010 , 10:43 PM

#4404

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

lost isnt on for 2 more hrs here

03-09-2010 , 10:44 PM

#4405

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,568

I find myself thinking now where could i go to try to meet someone, and then I find myself realizing I'd have nothing to tell them about myself other than I'm no one with no money and I do nothing.

03-09-2010 , 10:44 PM

#4406

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

Quote:

Originally Posted by RustyRyan

qft

Gtfo

03-09-2010 , 10:44 PM

#4407

Count Chocula

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

i just want a hot girlfriend FFS

oh lirva

03-09-2010 , 10:45 PM

#4408

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

I find myself thinking now where could i go to try to meet someone, and then I find myself realizing I'd have nothing to tell them about myself other than I'm no one with no money and I do nothing.

Lol, silly. You're a homosexual dog lover who is also a samurai. That's plenty to talk about!

03-09-2010 , 10:46 PM

#4409

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,568

03-09-2010 , 10:49 PM

#4410

Count Chocula

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

I find myself thinking now where could i go to try to meet someone, and then I find myself realizing I'd have nothing to tell them about myself other than I'm no one with no money and I do nothing.

you should try telling them that you're no one with no money and that you do nothing, i heard this can work. just kidding, your sex life is ****ed.

03-09-2010 , 10:51 PM

#4411

OckerMan

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,120

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

i just want a hot girlfriend FFS

That wont drive you crazy?

03-09-2010 , 10:52 PM

#4412

killa

huge dick

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,998

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

I find myself thinking now where could i go to try to meet someone, and then I find myself realizing I'd have nothing to tell them about myself other than I'm no one with no money and I do nothing.

Come on man you are high tech computer consultant in between contracts. Currently while between gigs you like to explore horticulture and enjoy being artistic. You spend a lot of time with your older parents because you are there only son and love them and feel you closer to them now that you are older.

03-09-2010 , 10:53 PM

#4413

Count Chocula

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

hot girlfriends will always drive you crazy. you should just get an ugly one that thinks you're too good for her.

03-09-2010 , 10:53 PM

#4414

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,568

lol nice killa

03-09-2010 , 10:53 PM

#4415

Beauseefuss

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,744

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

Lol, silly. You're a homosexual dog lover who is also a samurai. That's plenty to talk about!

That's just the turd level.

03-09-2010 , 10:53 PM

#4416

Count Chocula

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

Quote:

Originally Posted by killa

this could sound pretty good to a girl if you delete the first and last sentence

and maybe the one in the middle too.

03-09-2010 , 10:54 PM

#4417

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,568

I WANT A HOT ONE DAMNIT. IF I GET AN UGLY ONE NONE OF MY FRIENDS WILL WANT TO **** HER

03-09-2010 , 10:54 PM

#4418

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Last edited by LirvA; Today at 07:08 PM. Reason: but she's black. ... but not real real black, she's liek hally berry black i think

Your friend has a girl to set you up with who is psycho and ****s dogs and you think the beat is that she's black?

Pfft. Real black girls are ok. I've met one or two.

03-09-2010 , 10:56 PM

#4419

Count Chocula

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

I WANT A HOT ONE DAMNIT. IF I GET AN UGLY ONE NONE OF MY FRIENDS WILL WANT TO **** HER

don't you consider me a friend? i'll pretend i want to **** her if you makes you happy.

03-09-2010 , 10:57 PM

#4420

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,107

When a white dog bangs a black human girl, is that called double-interracial sex?

Last edited by 11beatsperminute; 03-09-2010 at 10:57 PM. Reason: or is the term super-interracial?

03-09-2010 , 10:57 PM

#4421

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,568

but I'm the white man. I'm the devil.

03-09-2010 , 10:57 PM

#4422

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,568

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Chocula

don't you consider me a friend? i'll pretend i want to **** her if you makes you happy.

you really have to **** her though is the deal ...

03-09-2010 , 10:59 PM

#4423

DarkMysticx

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,636

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

I WANT A HOT ONE DAMNIT. IF I GET AN UGLY ONE NONE OF MY FRIENDS WILL WANT TO **** HER

too high standards my man, lower a notch and it'll be all gravy.

03-09-2010 , 10:59 PM

#4424

Count Chocula

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

i'll cyber with her as long as you don't read the chat log.

03-09-2010 , 11:00 PM

#4425

OckerMan

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,120

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

I WANT A HOT ONE DAMNIT. IF I GET AN UGLY ONE NONE OF MY FRIENDS WILL WANT TO **** HER

Trueaments, dude you just got to get out there and be yourself and hope some girl comes along who likes your style. Hell if i can get a girl anyone can.

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