You stole my line

it freaks me out when people play 72 and win...
if that's what fatherhood is about, I'm scared.

and I'm on a 25 second delay too

And poop , big nasty diapersfull of it that smell worse then the nastiest dump you ever took and they will do it right in the middle of when you are eating

pie is pretty good imo.

DRAMATIC PIE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

and don't forget when your kids get sick and you are holding them to make them feel better and they vomit all down your back

pukakke

yeah, i am a father. i know what it's like to have to wake up to take care of a child, but not being able to sleep when there is no reason to be awake is just wrong.

they have drugs for that problem k0der

aww man, I just busted with A7 vs QT... I was chip leader too for like 5 minutes! =[

Ahem, not everyone.

sleep meds don't work too well....although i haven't tried lunesta and i've heard people say good things about it. it seems like my body is just on a 32 hour cycle, instead of 24 like most people. no matter what i do, i just fall asleep later and later and wake up later in the day. lately i've been going to bed at 11am and waking at 7pm. not good imo.

fml, I gotta wake up in like 10 hours for the Sunday million satellites...

anyone ever played them, easy game?

bump. dayummmm.

roadhouse

That is strangely erotic.

Yeah! I'm almost exactly the same in real life. Except I'm not as tough and my penis is smaller.

ok, I"m drunk and broke. I will tell stories of how I failed in my quest to find the girl of my dreams.

girl #1:


girl on the right, is my high school friend. I have always liked her since I saw her, I joined the high school yearbook staff to get close to her. She always said "if you get a nice car, I'll go out with you" so I worked hard to get a nice car. I eventually shipped a FTP MTT, and bought a Lexus IS250 to impress her. Unfortunately, she went out with one my close friends and I didn't care anymore. They broke up, and we started talking again and I got into her again this past year. We went out a couple times, I was stoned a couple times, I guess my attention was else where. Bad idea? Last week, I was drunk and sent her a text "so when am I gonna tap that" and she said never in your life. I was pretty sad cause I thought we coulda been something special...

girl #2:



This girl is also a high school friend, but she our class president. In our senior year, I found out she was my neighbor! That's when I started to court her after girl #1 was taken. I found her very interesting, but very secretive. I went out a couple times with her, and thought something can happen between us. Eventually, she too went out with another guy! I HAVE THE WORST LUCK EVER. College came, and she went to SD which is pretty close to where I go to school, so one weekend I went down there thinking she was gonna invite me to sleep at her place? I was shown the door, wtf? GG!

This is my story of how the two girls of my dreams were taken away from me while I was never given a chance. HIGH SCHOOL

I'm drunk as hell right now. I am good typer when I'm drunk...

I notice a similarity between those girls

Dude, you are supposed to say "so when you gonna let me tap that." You would have been in if you said it right.

OHHH, MOTHER EFFER.... I ruined my chance cause I missed "gonna" fml...

good morning people.

dm are these the only two women you have ever had a chance with ?

Morning!? Ha! It is 5:00 PM Pawntificator time.

But good morning to you normal people from the Americas

There is just nothing going on in 4L at the moment.

I'm going to do a search and bump the third thread returned.

My search term shall be......aardvark.

Crap, there was only one thread returned for that search.