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11-13-2009 , 12:05 PM

#8926

tunaman3000

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,923

no u!

11-13-2009 , 12:05 PM

#8927

Mayo

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by OlderBaby

I can do a good southern accent. You probably have one naturally, huh?

I say, I say, I say, I sure enough do like to consider it a fine one, my boy.

11-13-2009 , 12:12 PM

#8928

Mayo

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"My girl's a real educated girl - she graduated from Arizona State. She had a very prestigious job several years ago when she was a flight attendant for Korean Airlines, which is really a big deal in Korea, and she's Korean."
- Pete Rose

http://deadspin.com/5402781/the-hit-...s-hitting-that

Spoiler:

11-13-2009 , 12:15 PM

#8929

tunaman3000

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sick barg imo

11-13-2009 , 12:17 PM

#8930

Mayo

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He won her in World Series bet iirc.

11-13-2009 , 12:17 PM

#8931

Tartufo

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,328

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Also I think FoxyLola likes me.

Let's see if she has sobered up a bit today.

11-13-2009 , 12:18 PM

#8932

Mayo

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I hope not.

11-13-2009 , 12:18 PM

#8933

OlderBaby

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damn, she has a pretty epic rack afaict

11-13-2009 , 12:21 PM

#8934

Tartufo

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One day I'm going to have a sabbatical year and I'm going to use that to travel the world meeting all interesting 4lers.

11-13-2009 , 12:23 PM

#8935

OlderBaby

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Sweet! You better come visit me. I'll let you fist my friend (female ldo).

11-13-2009 , 12:24 PM

#8936

tunaman3000

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OlderBaby

Sweet! You better come visit me. I'll let you fist me.

fyp4me

11-13-2009 , 12:25 PM

#8937

Tartufo

banned

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Deal. Mayo I know you don't really like me, but would you show me your town?

11-13-2009 , 12:25 PM

#8938

Tartufo

banned

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Tuna is already working on selecting the finest asian hookers imo.

11-13-2009 , 12:25 PM

#8939

OlderBaby

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As I told Daisy, I am afraid to submit my virgin butthole to that type of deprave punishment.

11-13-2009 , 12:27 PM

#8940

Tartufo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OlderBaby

As I told Daisy, I am afraid to submit my virgin butthole to that type of deprave punishment.

Daisy wants to enter your butthole??

Last edited by Tartufo; 11-13-2009 at 12:27 PM. Reason: i'm proud of you!

11-13-2009 , 12:28 PM

#8941

OlderBaby

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

Daisy wants to enter your butthole??

Yes, she said she would let me tap it when I let her fist me. Tempting deal, but I'm not sure I can handle a fist - even one as small as hers!

11-13-2009 , 12:30 PM

#8942

Mayo

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Thinly veiled "Tart thinks I'm interesting" barg.

11-13-2009 , 12:31 PM

#8943

Tartufo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OlderBaby

Yes, she said she would let me tap it when I let her fist me. Tempting deal, but I'm not sure I can handle a fist - even one as small as hers!

You're going to regret it for the rest of your life if you're not taking her up (on that offer).

11-13-2009 , 12:31 PM

#8944

Tartufo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Thinly veiled "Tart thinks I'm interesting" barg.

I've always been fascinated by rapisty types!

11-13-2009 , 12:33 PM

#8945

OlderBaby

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

You're going to regret it for the rest of your life if you're not taking her up (on that offer).

Well, it would fit nicely into the many other regrets I have.

11-13-2009 , 12:38 PM

#8946

Tartufo

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It's better to have regrets of the "I wish I never did that unbelievably stupid thing" kind than of the "I wish I would have had the balls to do that unbelievably stupid thing" kind imo.

11-13-2009 , 12:41 PM

#8947

Mayo

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I did that unbelievably stupid thing, and now I don't have any balls. I regret that.

11-13-2009 , 12:41 PM

#8948

OlderBaby

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

It's better to have regrets of the "I wish I never did that unbelievably stupid thing" kind than of the "I wish I would have had the balls to do that unbelievably stupid thing" kind imo.

I have both. And many are of the sexual "I wish I had the balls" variety. Mainly, that I wish I didn't think sex before marriage was wrong in HS. I relegated myself to blowjobs when I probably could have banged no less than 20 girls.