Question:

How many lazers should cybersex have?

Is it 12? I think it's 12.

i loled

if you have to ask you shouldnt be using lasers

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This will never ever not be funny to me.

most of em r too long pmags, id hve to edit them to be shorter bc ur guys attnt span is like 2 mins tops

i am sorry guise that i let my hurt spill out and make others hurt

i'm in a freshman level speaking class that i put off yet need to fulfill requirements for my degree --- its full of mainly 18 yr old girls

anyways, we had a facikin' HOUR LONG discussion on this kanye west thing and it was filled with such thought provoking insights like: "OMG Taylor totally didn't deserve that" "Kanye West seeks so much attention" and iterations on only those points. i wanted to put a gun in my mouth

thinly veiled 18 yr old girl class barge

if they are old enough to crawl they are in the right position

THIS IS CNN

i dunno if u want to read this or not .. ill post anyways


[23:00] <FireDrago> feel that thick hard shaft brushing over ur lips, ur face...
06[23:00] * j3ssica starts suckin on ur veiny peenis
[23:01] <FireDrago> cradling ur head, guiding it onto my **** as I **** ur mouth
01[23:01] <j3ssica> mm
01[23:01] <j3ssica> lets pretend we are in th ocean
06[23:01] * j3ssica is a beautiful mermaid swimming in the waves
06[23:02] * FireDrago swims after you, watching the curves of your body moving with the waves
[23:02] <FireDrago> **** I'm so hard rite now u got no idea...
06[23:02] * j3ssica starts hovering out of the water and i am glowing as i get close to u i see ur massive erection stickin in the air
06[23:02] * j3ssica has my arms out to the sides as i fly towards u like jesus
06[23:03] * FireDrago lies back, awaiting you, his **** throbbing rock hard
06[23:03] * j3ssica catches ur dick in my mouth as i get close and i start twirling around on it
06[23:03] * j3ssica puts ur dick between my elbows and starts rubing it back n forth
[23:04] <FireDrago> feeling it gliding over ur tongue in long deep strokes
01[23:04] <j3ssica> hehe
06[23:04] * j3ssica smacking ur face with my huge wet tits
[23:04] <FireDrago> I like the way you think
01[23:05] <j3ssica> (willu play this song im listening to right now while we cyber it really turns me on )
[23:05] <FireDrago> flickign my tongue on ur nipples each time
01[23:05] <j3ssica> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szhJzX0UgDM
[23:05] <FireDrago> sure
01[23:05] <j3ssica> i have like an ocean fetish . ok when u start playing it tel me what song it is so i kno ur listening
01[23:05] <j3ssica> an then we'll really get it on
[23:05] <FireDrago> Rock Lobster
01[23:06] <j3ssica> **** yes
06[23:06] * j3ssica starts deepthroating ur rock hard lobster dick
06[23:06] * FireDrago slides it out to the tip, then drives the whle length in with one long depe hard thrust
06[23:08] * FireDrago feels it throbbing in ur throat as I grab n squeeze ur tits with the other hand
06[23:08] * j3ssica my nipples are getting lobster hard as u slide ur claw across my chest and pinch me
06[23:09] * j3ssica i start excavating u with the milk jug that i have found
[23:09] <FireDrago> pinching ur nipples pulling them harrrd
01[23:09] <j3ssica> ur a lobster ok
[23:10] <FireDrago> hmmmm?
06[23:11] * j3ssica i grab ur lobster tail with one hand and i start stroking ur tailfin
[23:11] <FireDrago> thrusting between those huge tits
06[23:12] * j3ssica i start running my tounge up and down your carapace
06[23:12] * j3ssica u are still brown as lobsters only turn red when they are boiled
[23:13] <FireDrago> haha, i pick the marine biologist
[23:13] <FireDrago> :P
01[23:13] <j3ssica> i just have an ocean fetish
01[23:13] <j3ssica> **** me with ur antannae
[23:13] <FireDrago> and then some
[23:13] <FireDrago> hmmm
01[23:14] <j3ssica> stick the small pincher claw up my ass as u eat my pussy with ur mandibles
[23:15] <FireDrago> devouring that pussy wildly
01[23:15] <j3ssica> your chemoreceptors can tell my pussy is drippng wet
01[23:15] <j3ssica> i am now a maryland blue crab
[23:15] <FireDrago> iinhaling ur wetness, nibbling at your swollen pussy lips n throbbing clit
01[23:16] <MD-blue-crab> **** yesss
[23:16] <FireDrago> you grinding harrrd against me, you pussy soaking hot
06[23:17] * MD-blue-crab i allow u to put ur tailfin into my crab vagaina
[23:17] <FireDrago> slow n deeep
06[23:17] * MD-blue-crab laying upside down with my 6 legs in the air
06[23:18] * MD-blue-crab i grip ur carapace with my swimming legs
06[23:18] * MD-blue-crab my eye stalks are looking at ur eye stalks
01[23:18] <j3ssica> this is so wrong, we are of a difference species entirely.. but it feels so right
[23:18] <FireDrago> and how
06[23:18] * FireDrago locks into ur gaze n goes even deeper
01[23:19] <j3ssica> ooo
06[23:19] * j3ssica u feel the 8 million eggs that are within me
06[23:19] * j3ssica as u penetrate deeper into my exoskeleton
[23:19] <FireDrago> hmmm
[23:20] <FireDrago> howr u feelin
06[23:20] * j3ssica grabs u with my red tipped claws
01[23:20] <j3ssica> im almos comingg
01[23:20] <j3ssica> **** me lobster
06[23:20] * j3ssica is pushn my crab hips up into ur tailfin
06[23:20] * j3ssica squirming underneath u
06[23:20] * FireDrago pins u down with his claws, and thrusts deeper n harder
01[23:20] <j3ssica> yes **** yes
01[23:21] <j3ssica> stick ur antenae into my anal cavity
06[23:21] * FireDrago grinding hard against you, filling u so deep
06[23:22] * j3ssica releases an explosion of eggs that will no doubt create a wierd hybrid mix of half crab half lobster that will probably ruin the local ecosystem with teh introduction of a non native species
01[23:22] <j3ssica> uhhhhhhhhh yesssss
01[23:22] <j3ssica> (i came)
[23:23] <FireDrago> hmmm
[23:23] <FireDrago> now that was fukn surreal
[23:23] <FireDrago> :P
01[23:23] <j3ssica> haha
01[23:23] <j3ssica> sort of wierd i guess but some ppl are wierder
01[23:24] <j3ssica> did u come
[23:24] <FireDrago> still hard as ****
01[23:24] <j3ssica> were u listening to rock lobster that really helps
[23:24] <FireDrago> lol
[23:24] <FireDrago> yeah... love that song
01[23:24] <j3ssica> sweet
edit,crap
01[23:28] <j3ssica> lobsters r soooooo hot
[23:29] <FireDrago> different strokes, right?
01[23:30] <j3ssica> do u like seafood?
[23:30] <FireDrago> love it
01[23:31] <j3ssica> omg r u serious?
[23:31] <FireDrago> totally
[23:31] <FireDrago> love it
01[23:31] <j3ssica> wtf... how can u eat them
01[23:31] <j3ssica> they r so beautiful
01[23:31] <j3ssica> u ****in eat lobsters? ur a murderer ! a monster
01[23:31] <j3ssica> that makes me sick
[23:31] <FireDrago> well, I've never had lobster in my life
01[23:31] <j3ssica> ugh i cant believe i cybered u
01[23:32] <j3ssica> oh
[23:32] <FireDrago> or crab for that matter
01[23:32] <j3ssica> whew
[23:32] <FireDrago> they're kinda.. pricey
01[23:32] <j3ssica> haha
01[23:32] <j3ssica> ya for good reason
01[23:32] <j3ssica> theyre like the most beautiful creature ever created they are obviously the chosen creature of god
01[23:32] <j3ssica> just thinking of them make sme so ****in hot again
01[23:32] <j3ssica> what is ur fantasy>
[23:33] <FireDrago> well, actually.... in the waves at moonlight
[23:34] <FireDrago> the wounds of them spilling and foaming over our bodies, the smell of the sweet-salty air
[23:34] <FireDrago> ... love it
01[23:34] <j3ssica> ya
01[23:34] <j3ssica> i wish i could live under water
01[23:34] <j3ssica> in a sea castle
01[23:34] <j3ssica> do u think this is sexy? --
01[23:34] <j3ssica> http://www.divegallery.com/coral_crab_hardcoral.jpg (pic of crab )
[23:35] <FireDrago> beautiful, yeah, sexy nah
01[23:35] <j3ssica> hmm
[23:36] <FireDrago> maybe add 'Atlantis' by Donovan to the B52s, hehe
01[23:36] <j3ssica> if i was in a crab outfit would u like to **** me like im pinching ur nuts
[23:36] <FireDrago> lol
[23:36] <FireDrago> wouldn't say no
01[23:37] <j3ssica> atlantis by donovan is like racist against the ocean
01[23:37] <j3ssica> most ocean ppl are against it
[23:37] <FireDrago> lol
[23:37] <FireDrago> if you say so
[23:38] <FireDrago> "way down below the ocean is where I wanna be" yup, that'd cause a oceanic-race-riot
[23:38] <FireDrago> hehe
01[23:38] <j3ssica> well it implies that the old ocean gods were like conquerors
01[23:39] <j3ssica> something like that
01[23:39] <j3ssica> i just know that most oceanites r against it for its racism towards the ocean
01[23:41] <j3ssica> well thanks
01[23:41] <j3ssica> ive got some oysters that ive been cooking an they r about ready
[23:41] <FireDrago> no sweat
[23:42] <FireDrago>
01[23:42] <j3ssica> and some shrimp hehe
01[23:42] <j3ssica> with lemon butter
01[23:42] <j3ssica> mmm
[23:42] <FireDrago> always good
01[23:43] <j3ssica> if u ever want to ocean roleplay again
01[23:43] <j3ssica> msg me
[23:43] <FireDrago> will do
Session Close: Wed Nov 19 23:43:43 2008

as long as they let this guy make threads on 2p2 i don't think they can ban very many people at all

QFT, i love me some naive frosh girls

in after pogue and I have virtual sex but I wasn't paying attention and didn't notice one of the cannon mounted lazer turrets had motion sensors and it got me with a shot to the shoulder causing me to lose a lot of blood before we made it to the hospital where they questioned me about getting shot by a lazer pew pew and then I had to explain this whole story except who pogue was beceause they really didn't seem that interested even though I told them she was somewhat of an internet sensation that they may have heard about had they spent any time on corners of the internet where horse pron and poker collide but I got the feeling they weren't the gambling type since they were in the medical industry and risk taking isn't always reward as it should be which has lead to our current conundrum regarding doctors not taking necessary risks to save patients because it might negatively affect their stats or because they worry about getting sued for malpractice which I don't blame them but that's kind of what malpractice insurance is for even though it's probably kind of expensive which shouldn't be a problem because doctors in America get paid really well.

someone needs to punch skalnsky right in the kisser
tldr loki

THE GOOGLES .... THEY DO NOTHING!

feel free to drink a few extra and don't worry about how many joints you had this week

s'all good... ty science

Ew ew ew they're making a spider bite Adam ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

FACT: Bugs are about the only thing I'm scared of.

i woke up feeling this crawling up my leg the other day. lifted the covers and saw a large, large, spider like insect crawling up my leg.. and i was like 3 seconds concious. so i flipped the **** out, screamed, literally SCREAMED, lik e AHHHHHHH!!!! and smacked it off .. then realized it was just a beetle. still tho. uigh

Better to be safe than sorry.

Okay 7am, I think its time for me to...





















...tell a few ghost stories.

jk I'm off to bed.