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07-23-2009 , 01:58 AM

#3001

RockstarPoker

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,491

Quote:

Originally Posted by reefdawg

get some ffs!

im trying. she contacts me after like 5 months and has had a b/f for 4 months.

shes used the mouth on me before fwiw. time to finish the deal

Last edited by RockstarPoker; 07-23-2009 at 02:00 AM. Reason: in her vag, not mouth

07-23-2009 , 02:00 AM

#3002

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

running super hot no doubt

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (MP2) ($45.45)
CO ($19.75)
Button ($5.85)
SB ($9)
BB ($25.75)
UTG ($16.80)
UTG+1 ($18.10)
MP1 ($7.85)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 7

, 7

UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero bets $1.25, 4 folds, UTG calls $1

Flop: ($2.85) A

, 9

, 7

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($2.85) 4

(2 players)
UTG bets $1.50, Hero raises to $4.95, UTG calls $3.45

River: ($12.75) 3

(2 players)
UTG bets $10.60 (All-In), Hero calls $10.60

Total pot: $33.95 | Rake: $1.65

Results:
UTG had 3

, A

(two pair, Aces and threes).
Hero had 7

, 7

(three of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: Hero won $32.30

07-23-2009 , 02:00 AM

#3003

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,325

Quote:

Originally Posted by cajunaimee

solid chop! awesome

ty love. had to do something fun. been missing that.

07-23-2009 , 02:03 AM

#3004

cajunaimee

banned

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,626

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

ty love. had to do something fun. been missing that.

now just chop 42 into diebold

Last edited by cajunaimee; 07-23-2009 at 02:03 AM. Reason: and good to go

07-23-2009 , 02:03 AM

#3005

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

THE MUSTACHE RIDES AGAIN.

07-23-2009 , 02:05 AM

#3006

Pcallinallin

formerly the original donkey penis

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,035

to Pokerstars:

WAT IS THIS? A DIAMOND FARM?

PC

07-23-2009 , 02:07 AM

#3007

RockstarPoker

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,491

shes going to tell him we almost hooked up before b/c they are honest with each other like that.

he isnt going to like that

Last edited by RockstarPoker; 07-23-2009 at 02:09 AM. Reason: if bj = almost hooked up..........ok

07-23-2009 , 02:09 AM

#3008

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,325

Quote:

Originally Posted by cajunaimee

now just chop 42 into diebold

not sure who that is in that poster tbh.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

THE MUSTACHE RIDES AGAIN.

still.

going to watch a movie. night all.

07-23-2009 , 02:13 AM

#3009

cajunaimee

banned

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,626

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

not sure who that is in that poster tbh.

still.

going to watch a movie. night all.

night

hope u feel well soon and if u dont try this, my grandma always said a lil whiskey, a lil honey with a lemon peel is a cure all

shhhhh dont tell jack

07-23-2009 , 02:17 AM

#3010

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pcallinallin

to Pokerstars:

WAT IS THIS? A DIAMOND FARM?

PC

Diamonds don't grow on farms. You're thinking of soybeans.

07-23-2009 , 02:19 AM

#3011

ashes of eight

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,083

dude , mannnnnnn, duuuuuuddddde , mannnnnnnnn

07-23-2009 , 02:22 AM

#3012

reefdawg

dogvomt

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pcallinallin

to Pokerstars:

WAT IS THIS? A DIAMOND FARM?

PC

runner runnered by diamonds to crack my overpair AIPF earlier tonight, THE DIAMONDS ARE EVERYWHERE

07-23-2009 , 02:22 AM

#3013

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

I don't pay no union dues.

07-23-2009 , 02:23 AM

#3014

reefdawg

dogvomt

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8_high

dude , mannnnnnn, duuuuuuddddde , mannnnnnnnn

whats up with ur tonsils dude?

07-23-2009 , 02:23 AM

#3015

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by reefdawg

runner runnered by diamonds to crack my overpair AIPF earlier tonight, THE DIAMONDS ARE EVERYWHERE

How can you have an overpair preflop?

07-23-2009 , 02:24 AM

#3016

reefdawg

dogvomt

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,679

stfu zoltan

07-23-2009 , 02:24 AM

#3017

Kentucky Buddha

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Diamonds don't grow on farms. You're thinking of soybeans.

They do have a diamond farm of a fashion. It only makes yellow diamonds afaik though. Plus, they aren't as risky as soybeans.

Last edited by Kentucky Buddha; 07-23-2009 at 02:27 AM. Reason: They are called CVD. imo

07-23-2009 , 02:27 AM

#3018

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

They do have a diamond farm of a fashion. It only makes yellow diamonds afaik though. Plus, they aren't as risky as soybeans.

Diamonds are red or sometimes blue.

07-23-2009 , 02:28 AM

#3019

reefdawg

dogvomt

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,679

***** Hand History for Game 1547766375 *****
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, July 23, 12:35:36 ET 2009
Table BREE AVE (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Seat 9: D0GVOMIT ( $105.35 USD )
Seat 2: RO05T3R ( $93.50 USD )
Seat 3: OKSOROM ( $199.00 USD )
Seat 4: HOLA PAPI ( $115.95 USD )
Seat 5: BANDITSU14 ( $110.75 USD )
Seat 6: MOZO ( $181.34 USD )
Seat 7: BOGIEKY ( $217.50 USD )
Seat 8: USERNAME39 ( $98.60 USD )
RO05T3R posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
OKSOROM posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to D0GVOMIT [ Ks Kc ]
HOLA PAPI folds
BANDITSU14 folds
MOZO folds
BOGIEKY raises [$3.50 USD]
USERNAME39 folds
D0GVOMIT raises [$10.00 USD]
RO05T3R folds
OKSOROM folds
BOGIEKY calls [$6.50 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Td, 4s, 7c ]
BOGIEKY bets [$21.50 USD]
D0GVOMIT calls [$21.50 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7h ]
BOGIEKY bets [$64.50 USD]
D0GVOMIT calls [$64.50 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
BOGIEKY bets [$121.50 USD]
D0GVOMIT calls [$9.35 USD]
BOGIEKY wins $112.15 USD from main pot
BOGIEKY shows [Kd, Th ]
D0GVOMIT shows [Ks, Kc ]
D0GVOMIT wins $208.70 USD from main pot

sick flat on turn imo

07-23-2009 , 02:30 AM

#3020

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

BOGIEKY has got to be Kenny Perry.

07-23-2009 , 02:31 AM

#3021

ashes of eight

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,083

Quote:

Originally Posted by reefdawg

whats up with ur tonsils dude?

they are on fire

u def got max value there nh

07-23-2009 , 02:40 AM

#3022

Kentucky Buddha

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Diamonds are red or sometimes blue.

true...if you have cobalt in the carbon it will be blue... but you can't make a fake one like that now afaik I don't even know right off what makes red ones red I assume clear is pure carbon...dunno

Last edited by Kentucky Buddha; 07-23-2009 at 02:41 AM. Reason: I like that story of how they sent the Hope diamond in the regular mail. lol

07-23-2009 , 02:40 AM

#3023

YouCantEscape

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,207

hi omgomgomg need ur advice

just pwned a fish and then he suddenly starts talking about his finanical problems and tells me he wants to be like me and succeed at poker to solve those problems. he seemed to be a really nice guy etc.

do i suck now because i told a fish about 2p2? never teach the fish etc.? would anyone have done the same? do u as well get upset when u realize that u just took money from desperate ppl who cant help themselves?