OP looks good now.

o hai der

bump

I have flight of the navigator saved on my desktop. true story.

Wanxiety - wank-zy-ety (n) A social condition cause by excessive masturbation or the lack of sexual contact. Wanxiety is commonly found in religious fundamentalists and obsessive gamers.

Symptoms of Wanxiety are Irritability, a one-upmanship desire, chaffing of the hands and genitals. If you find yourself aroused by comic book characters or traditional anime you may suffer from wanxiety. Sufferers of wanxiety should seek out immediate sexual assistance i.e. girlfriend, boyfriend, one-night stand or (in the most extreme case) a paid sex worker.

Wanxienty effects 1 in 10 people ages 14 - 35, in most cases the victims are male, but there have been women know to suffer this condition as well. Wanxiety is a treatable disorder, even in the most extreme cases. ask your local pimp or escort service for more info.

not really. but it is possible to eat and drink for a living(orly?)

"[...]Since most work in food science or product development, those who taste for a living can be entry-level employees earning between $30,000 and $60,000 or senior execs raking in six figures, according to industry insiders.

In any case, many live the good life in terms of what they get to try, like trained wine drinkers or Godiva's Koen[...]"

Another funny quote from the article:

"[...]Suddenly a sample of beef is handed through a hole in the wall. The woman sniffs it and puts a bite in her mouth, chewing thoughtfully. Then, abruptly, she spits it out in a cup.[...]"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,108182,00.html

watching japanese schoolgirl mock rape porn is so -EV

women that spit never find a husband

ok im off to bed 4 realz dis time yo

women that chews never find a husband!

in b4 dngrjoe confirms going to bed for reals now

what's up new omg?

a bulge in my pants

sup girl?

done w/finals?

well that's a switch, how does it feel?

i just finished my last competition

but not done with finals yet, got 2 more to go.....Wednesday i will be done

pics to confirm?

Last edited by pelicanpoker; Today at 07:10 PM. Reason: hai dere jacktay


hey pelican, how u?

What I like about jacktay is how she doesn't deliver on things promised in a timely manner.

Hush you.

hai guys

come sit next to me and i will let u tell me

strawberry milkshakes are good. True story!

im well jacktay.. gotta date in an hour and a bit... then she wants to go for a "drive"

im confused about the "drive" part? i think she might rape me